Ryan Swanson People
Give me that necklace or I'll kill you, bitch!
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Diamond back
The natives have cell phones
Check out these abs
I heard that Jesus 3.0 is going to be the gay version
Jump squats in thongs
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You can ask the dry cleaner, but i doubt it
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Put those between your legs and pull
Can't stop thinking about you
Fat girls have all the fun
Who needs a permit
Not that couch
Chests with breasts
Houndstooth homer
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Tight places
Puddle Hopper
Are you sure this isn't too big
The new mall has an ice skating rink
This won't hurt at all
He was kind of hot in the shinning
It's a cool game but I'd be more into it if we could wear our own outfits
Excellence is obedience
Deep skin pearl necklace
I still like that single ladies video
Hold me down
Pattern design
Get out of my way, I'm going to sneeze
Carousal
Stepping on toes
Reach around
I think this used to be a sculpture
King-un-done
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Your closet is huge
Banananas
Mile high club
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
Energize your workout
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Before she got beat
CUSTOMER SERVICE DEPARTMENT IS NOW CLOSED
Monument to a better future
Lets table that for now
Giddy up
Knots of experience
At Least It Doesn't Bite
Not implants, just a little boost
Now take another one of me flexing
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LAY STILL, PLAY DEAD
The swelling will go down eventually
I'll wait until they are done
I'd do anything for Laura Ashley
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What you do with the seashell is your business
Kelly Kapowski should have been in Showgirls
I might be wrong
Sit-ups are for losers
I'm going to quit soon
I never really liked Disney World
C
You can barrow my jeans but you have to wash them after
Show up late leave early syndrome
I'm not going to let him know my name
This is what I would want a deserted island to be like
Round and round we go
Rebounding and other bad habits
I still like that single ladies video
Against the passive wall
Jack Nicolson starts in the shining
I just threw-up a little in my mouth
It's going to last at least 12 hours
Cape cod teenager
It took a thousand miles for me to be who I am
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Without a red flag
That fat bitch broke my shoe
Still life with metro-sexual
Get your boobs out of my way
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Drain
I roll like that
J
Tickle my peacock
Elephant man regretted his color palette
What are you going to do, arrest me for smoking?
Dogs have easy lives
Fat man at a two top
Even condos can crumble
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Octo-man
Regretful nightmares
BITCH KNOWS WHAT SHE WANTS
I thought you were staying for pancakes
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U
New golf outfits
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The third angel wasn't really an angel at all
It's not stealing if she's dead #2
Dining room mating habits
It's not stealing if she's dead #1
Not until we get to the other side
S
Tap
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
Falling Backwards
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You need rodeo shoes for that
F
No matter how many times you put that on, it's not going to work
B
I don't play scrabble with him, he cheats
Wreck my neck
You're not going anywhere in that outfit
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T
P
Enough, you mean not enough
It Won't Ever Get Old, But It Will Run Out
My face got eaten by her beauty
I'm saving up for a car
Someone has spoiled my dress
It's drunk o'clock fattie
on purpose after the accident
He also golfs a great game
Pattern design
Doping is not cheating, it's just another way to win
Yes, I'm sure she's still looking
Ben Affleck As Voldemort
He looks like my friend, Brian
I don't want to know her name
Ya, but he can only do it two times
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Middle management
Hold the mayo
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Propellor feet
These guns do trim
She says they are original but I'm not so sure
blowpaper
It's old but someone will take it
Once a shoplifter, always a shoplifter
Work shoes
Janet Jackson is one thousand years old
Thats going to ruin your posture
Texting while crying