Ryan Swanson People
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What you do with the seashell is your business
I heard that Jesus 3.0 is going to be the gay version
Hold the mayo
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LAY STILL, PLAY DEAD
Elephant man regretted his color palette
Enough, you mean not enough
He was kind of hot in the shinning
Put those between your legs and pull
Monument to a better future
on purpose after the accident
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New golf outfits
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Reach around
Mile high club
blowpaper
It took a thousand miles for me to be who I am
I'm going to quit soon
This is what I would want a deserted island to be like
I roll like that
Regretful nightmares
Tap
Knots of experience
It Won't Ever Get Old, But It Will Run Out
You can ask the dry cleaner, but i doubt it
Middle management
It's drunk o'clock fattie
At Least It Doesn't Bite
Now take another one of me flexing
Fat man at a two top
Thats going to ruin your posture
Kelly Kapowski should have been in Showgirls
These guns do trim
Pattern design
What are you going to do, arrest me for smoking?
I think this used to be a sculpture
Deep skin pearl necklace
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Houndstooth homer
Lets table that for now
Tickle my peacock
Texting while crying
I'm saving up for a car
I might be wrong
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Janet Jackson is one thousand years old
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
I'm not going to let him know my name
Not until we get to the other side
Are you sure this isn't too big
It's old but someone will take it
BITCH KNOWS WHAT SHE WANTS
Not that couch
Before she got beat
You're not going anywhere in that outfit
I'd do anything for Laura Ashley
She says they are original but I'm not so sure
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The third angel wasn't really an angel at all
Excellence is obedience
Pattern design
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Carousal
Someone has spoiled my dress
It's not stealing if she's dead #1
Who needs a permit
This won't hurt at all
He looks like my friend, Brian
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I don't play scrabble with him, he cheats
Sit-ups are for losers
The swelling will go down eventually
Tight places
I still like that single ladies video
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Puddle Hopper
I still like that single ladies video
King-un-done
Without a red flag
Fat girls have all the fun
Hold me down
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He also golfs a great game
Get out of my way, I'm going to sneeze
The natives have cell phones
I'll wait until they are done
I thought you were staying for pancakes
Wreck my neck
Doping is not cheating, it's just another way to win
Dining room mating habits
The new mall has an ice skating rink
Rebounding and other bad habits
I just threw-up a little in my mouth
Stepping on toes
It's not stealing if she's dead #2
Giddy up
Banananas
Jack Nicolson starts in the shining
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Dogs have easy lives
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Propellor feet
It's going to last at least 12 hours
Can't stop thinking about you
Give me that necklace or I'll kill you, bitch!
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Show up late leave early syndrome
Octo-man
No matter how many times you put that on, it's not going to work
Against the passive wall
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Falling Backwards
Cape cod teenager
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I don't want to know her name
Not implants, just a little boost
Still life with metro-sexual
That fat bitch broke my shoe
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
Check out these abs
Drain
Ya, but he can only do it two times
Diamond back
Energize your workout
You can barrow my jeans but you have to wash them after
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You need rodeo shoes for that
My face got eaten by her beauty
Your closet is huge
Ben Affleck As Voldemort
Round and round we go
It's a cool game but I'd be more into it if we could wear our own outfits
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CUSTOMER SERVICE DEPARTMENT IS NOW CLOSED
Jump squats in thongs
Chests with breasts
Get your boobs out of my way
Work shoes
I never really liked Disney World
Even condos can crumble
Once a shoplifter, always a shoplifter
Yes, I'm sure she's still looking