Ryan Swanson People
I don't play scrabble with him, he cheats
Give me that necklace or I'll kill you, bitch!
Show up late leave early syndrome
It's drunk o'clock fattie
I don't want to know her name
I think this used to be a sculpture
She says they are original but I'm not so sure
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New golf outfits
Even condos can crumble
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Tickle my peacock
I'd do anything for Laura Ashley
V
Wreck my neck
Put those between your legs and pull
Now take another one of me flexing
BITCH KNOWS WHAT SHE WANTS
I'm not going to let him know my name
Regretful nightmares
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Elephant man regretted his color palette
Pattern design
Get out of my way, I'm going to sneeze
These guns do trim
Your closet is huge
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
He also golfs a great game
Once a shoplifter, always a shoplifter
Stepping on toes
Round and round we go
Tap
Banananas
Someone has spoiled my dress
Sit-ups are for losers
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I roll like that
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Texting while crying
You can barrow my jeans but you have to wash them after
Yes, I'm sure she's still looking
I just threw-up a little in my mouth
This is what I would want a deserted island to be like
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It's a cool game but I'd be more into it if we could wear our own outfits
It's old but someone will take it
It took a thousand miles for me to be who I am
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
Who needs a permit
Doping is not cheating, it's just another way to win
Deep skin pearl necklace
Carousal
At Least It Doesn't Bite
G
Ya, but he can only do it two times
Falling Backwards
F
U
I
Hold the mayo
Without a red flag
Chests with breasts
I thought you were staying for pancakes
Jack Nicolson starts in the shining
What you do with the seashell is your business
Kelly Kapowski should have been in Showgirls
Houndstooth homer
Are you sure this isn't too big
King-un-done
Not that couch
Can't stop thinking about you
The new mall has an ice skating rink
E
The swelling will go down eventually
Enough, you mean not enough
Pattern design
Thats going to ruin your posture
I still like that single ladies video
Not until we get to the other side
Drain
S
Lets table that for now
It's not stealing if she's dead #2
Fat man at a two top
Ben Affleck As Voldemort
This won't hurt at all
Check out these abs
T
Jump squats in thongs
You need rodeo shoes for that
I'm saving up for a car
Fat girls have all the fun
Cape cod teenager
B
Middle management
Q
I never really liked Disney World
Giddy up
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Z
Tight places
The natives have cell phones
R
It Won't Ever Get Old, But It Will Run Out
Dogs have easy lives
Rebounding and other bad habits
Janet Jackson is one thousand years old
He looks like my friend, Brian
Knots of experience
Still life with metro-sexual
Energize your workout
Diamond back
Get your boobs out of my way
N
on purpose after the accident
Mile high club
Against the passive wall
J
No matter how many times you put that on, it's not going to work
I still like that single ladies video
Hold me down
I'm going to quit soon
Puddle Hopper
Octo-man
K
Before she got beat
Y
Excellence is obedience
It's not stealing if she's dead #1
P
You can ask the dry cleaner, but i doubt it
I heard that Jesus 3.0 is going to be the gay version
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M
CUSTOMER SERVICE DEPARTMENT IS NOW CLOSED
blowpaper
Reach around
LAY STILL, PLAY DEAD
He was kind of hot in the shinning
What are you going to do, arrest me for smoking?
Not implants, just a little boost
Work shoes
I might be wrong
Monument to a better future
It's going to last at least 12 hours
That fat bitch broke my shoe
I'll wait until they are done
The third angel wasn't really an angel at all
You're not going anywhere in that outfit
My face got eaten by her beauty
Propellor feet
Dining room mating habits