Ryan Swanson People
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Lets table that for now
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That fat bitch broke my shoe
Rebounding and other bad habits
Middle management
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
LAY STILL, PLAY DEAD
What you do with the seashell is your business
Still life with metro-sexual
Kelly Kapowski should have been in Showgirls
I still like that single ladies video
Put those between your legs and pull
Not until we get to the other side
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Carousal
I just threw-up a little in my mouth
I'm saving up for a car
Tight places
Elephant man regretted his color palette
Ya, but he can only do it two times
Knots of experience
Jump squats in thongs
He looks like my friend, Brian
Dining room mating habits
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I don't play scrabble with him, he cheats
Who needs a permit
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B
I don't want to know her name
I never really liked Disney World
He also golfs a great game
I'd do anything for Laura Ashley
It's going to last at least 12 hours
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I heard that Jesus 3.0 is going to be the gay version
You're not going anywhere in that outfit
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Your closet is huge
The natives have cell phones
The third angel wasn't really an angel at all
I'm not going to let him know my name
It Won't Ever Get Old, But It Will Run Out
Ben Affleck As Voldemort
Regretful nightmares
King-un-done
Fat man at a two top
Get your boobs out of my way
Houndstooth homer
Now take another one of me flexing
Are you sure this isn't too big
I'm going to quit soon
I'll wait until they are done
Not that couch
These guns do trim
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Propellor feet
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Mile high club
Drain
Round and round we go
Reach around
The new mall has an ice skating rink
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Once a shoplifter, always a shoplifter
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Dogs have easy lives
It's drunk o'clock fattie
Wreck my neck
Diamond back
He was kind of hot in the shinning
At Least It Doesn't Bite
Get out of my way, I'm going to sneeze
Show up late leave early syndrome
Giddy up
Can't stop thinking about you
Hold me down
I thought you were staying for pancakes
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Tap
Pattern design
I still like that single ladies video
My face got eaten by her beauty
Jack Nicolson starts in the shining
It's a cool game but I'd be more into it if we could wear our own outfits
on purpose after the accident
What are you going to do, arrest me for smoking?
Deep skin pearl necklace
It's not stealing if she's dead #1
Against the passive wall
Janet Jackson is one thousand years old
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It took a thousand miles for me to be who I am
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I might be wrong
Fat girls have all the fun
Enough, you mean not enough
Not implants, just a little boost
Check out these abs
Cape cod teenager
CUSTOMER SERVICE DEPARTMENT IS NOW CLOSED
Texting while crying
Octo-man
You can barrow my jeans but you have to wash them after
Energize your workout
Even condos can crumble
BITCH KNOWS WHAT SHE WANTS
Sit-ups are for losers
Before she got beat
She says they are original but I'm not so sure
It's not stealing if she's dead #2
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Work shoes
The swelling will go down eventually
This is what I would want a deserted island to be like
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Hold the mayo
Chests with breasts
Doping is not cheating, it's just another way to win
Falling Backwards
Excellence is obedience
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New golf outfits
You can ask the dry cleaner, but i doubt it
I think this used to be a sculpture
Banananas
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Thats going to ruin your posture
Puddle Hopper
No matter how many times you put that on, it's not going to work
This won't hurt at all
blowpaper
Pattern design
Someone has spoiled my dress
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Monument to a better future
Yes, I'm sure she's still looking
I roll like that
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Tickle my peacock
It's old but someone will take it
Stepping on toes
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This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
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S
You need rodeo shoes for that
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Without a red flag
Give me that necklace or I'll kill you, bitch!