Ryan Swanson People
Before she got beat
Dogs have easy lives
Giddy up
Enough, you mean not enough
Jump squats in thongs
LAY STILL, PLAY DEAD
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Mile high club
blowpaper
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P
What you do with the seashell is your business
Kelly Kapowski should have been in Showgirls
Chests with breasts
Elephant man regretted his color palette
Hold me down
Yes, I'm sure she's still looking
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No matter how many times you put that on, it's not going to work
Rebounding and other bad habits
Your closet is huge
Once a shoplifter, always a shoplifter
My face got eaten by her beauty
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Against the passive wall
You can ask the dry cleaner, but i doubt it
Tickle my peacock
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The third angel wasn't really an angel at all
Jack Nicolson starts in the shining
That fat bitch broke my shoe
It's not stealing if she's dead #1
The swelling will go down eventually
Doping is not cheating, it's just another way to win
You can barrow my jeans but you have to wash them after
Thats going to ruin your posture
She says they are original but I'm not so sure
You need rodeo shoes for that
Pattern design
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It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
Are you sure this isn't too big
Drain
It's drunk o'clock fattie
I don't play scrabble with him, he cheats
Fat man at a two top
Lets table that for now
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Fat girls have all the fun
I might be wrong
This is what I would want a deserted island to be like
He also golfs a great game
Even condos can crumble
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It took a thousand miles for me to be who I am
Now take another one of me flexing
Sit-ups are for losers
It's a cool game but I'd be more into it if we could wear our own outfits
The natives have cell phones
Energize your workout
It's old but someone will take it
Texting while crying
I'd do anything for Laura Ashley
Octo-man
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Round and round we go
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Hold the mayo
Wreck my neck
Dining room mating habits
Banananas
Cape cod teenager
Knots of experience
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New golf outfits
Ya, but he can only do it two times
I'll wait until they are done
Still life with metro-sexual
I don't want to know her name
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It's going to last at least 12 hours
Not implants, just a little boost
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Propellor feet
I'm saving up for a car
Janet Jackson is one thousand years old
Without a red flag
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I'm not going to let him know my name
Put those between your legs and pull
I roll like that
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I never really liked Disney World
Someone has spoiled my dress
I think this used to be a sculpture
These guns do trim
I still like that single ladies video
I'm going to quit soon
Diamond back
You're not going anywhere in that outfit
Pattern design
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Work shoes
He looks like my friend, Brian
Houndstooth homer
D
Regretful nightmares
Tap
B
Not that couch
Can't stop thinking about you
Deep skin pearl necklace
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Who needs a permit
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I just threw-up a little in my mouth
He was kind of hot in the shinning
At Least It Doesn't Bite
Reach around
Excellence is obedience
on purpose after the accident
Get out of my way, I'm going to sneeze
Show up late leave early syndrome
BITCH KNOWS WHAT SHE WANTS
Check out these abs
Not until we get to the other side
I thought you were staying for pancakes
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Ben Affleck As Voldemort
Tight places
It Won't Ever Get Old, But It Will Run Out
This won't hurt at all
CUSTOMER SERVICE DEPARTMENT IS NOW CLOSED
Falling Backwards
Carousal
The new mall has an ice skating rink
Get your boobs out of my way
What are you going to do, arrest me for smoking?
Give me that necklace or I'll kill you, bitch!
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
Monument to a better future
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King-un-done
I heard that Jesus 3.0 is going to be the gay version
Puddle Hopper
Stepping on toes
Middle management
It's not stealing if she's dead #2
I still like that single ladies video