Ryan Swanson People
Even condos can crumble
I heard that Jesus 3.0 is going to be the gay version
Jump squats in thongs
Dining room mating habits
Your closet is huge
It's old but someone will take it
Can't stop thinking about you
Dogs have easy lives
Cape cod teenager
You need rodeo shoes for that
Still life with metro-sexual
Sit-ups are for losers
Reach around
I'm not going to let him know my name
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At Least It Doesn't Bite
LAY STILL, PLAY DEAD
These guns do trim
Jack Nicolson starts in the shining
Janet Jackson is one thousand years old
The swelling will go down eventually
New golf outfits
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Tight places
It Won't Ever Get Old, But It Will Run Out
It took a thousand miles for me to be who I am
Round and round we go
You can ask the dry cleaner, but i doubt it
Yes, I'm sure she's still looking
blowpaper
Mile high club
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This won't hurt at all
I thought you were staying for pancakes
Chests with breasts
Propellor feet
What you do with the seashell is your business
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Octo-man
Against the passive wall
I don't want to know her name
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Falling Backwards
Who needs a permit
The new mall has an ice skating rink
Tap
Check out these abs
Ya, but he can only do it two times
Get your boobs out of my way
He looks like my friend, Brian
King-un-done
I roll like that
Before she got beat
Hold the mayo
I'm saving up for a car
I think this used to be a sculpture
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W
CUSTOMER SERVICE DEPARTMENT IS NOW CLOSED
Once a shoplifter, always a shoplifter
She says they are original but I'm not so sure
Regretful nightmares
Diamond back
Put those between your legs and pull
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Houndstooth homer
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Energize your workout
It's not stealing if she's dead #1
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Ben Affleck As Voldemort
The third angel wasn't really an angel at all
Now take another one of me flexing
Giddy up
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My face got eaten by her beauty
Knots of experience
You're not going anywhere in that outfit
Elephant man regretted his color palette
That fat bitch broke my shoe
Without a red flag
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Carousal
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Excellence is obedience
I still like that single ladies video
I'll wait until they are done
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
Monument to a better future
No matter how many times you put that on, it's not going to work
Thats going to ruin your posture
Texting while crying
The natives have cell phones
Not that couch
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Banananas
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Not implants, just a little boost
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Get out of my way, I'm going to sneeze
It's going to last at least 12 hours
I'd do anything for Laura Ashley
Enough, you mean not enough
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Are you sure this isn't too big
Middle management
Stepping on toes
Hold me down
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Drain
Deep skin pearl necklace
on purpose after the accident
Someone has spoiled my dress
Puddle Hopper
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BITCH KNOWS WHAT SHE WANTS
It's drunk o'clock fattie
I'm going to quit soon
Pattern design
Rebounding and other bad habits
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Give me that necklace or I'll kill you, bitch!
I don't play scrabble with him, he cheats
Tickle my peacock
Work shoes
Fat girls have all the fun
It's not stealing if she's dead #2
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
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This is what I would want a deserted island to be like
Doping is not cheating, it's just another way to win
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Show up late leave early syndrome
I still like that single ladies video
He also golfs a great game
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Kelly Kapowski should have been in Showgirls
He was kind of hot in the shinning
You can barrow my jeans but you have to wash them after
Wreck my neck
What are you going to do, arrest me for smoking?
Pattern design
I might be wrong
Lets table that for now
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Not until we get to the other side
Fat man at a two top
I just threw-up a little in my mouth
I never really liked Disney World
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It's a cool game but I'd be more into it if we could wear our own outfits