Ryan Swanson People
Banananas
Propellor feet
King-un-done
This won't hurt at all
Elephant man regretted his color palette
Wreck my neck
Once a shoplifter, always a shoplifter
It's a cool game but I'd be more into it if we could wear our own outfits
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Octo-man
Who needs a permit
I'm saving up for a car
Put those between your legs and pull
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BITCH KNOWS WHAT SHE WANTS
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Ben Affleck As Voldemort
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U
Show up late leave early syndrome
Kelly Kapowski should have been in Showgirls
Tight places
Deep skin pearl necklace
That fat bitch broke my shoe
I still like that single ladies video
Not implants, just a little boost
Monument to a better future
Can't stop thinking about you
He also golfs a great game
I'm going to quit soon
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Cape cod teenager
Knots of experience
Enough, you mean not enough
Get out of my way, I'm going to sneeze
Chests with breasts
Give me that necklace or I'll kill you, bitch!
Carousal
The natives have cell phones
Still life with metro-sexual
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F
Texting while crying
I'm not going to let him know my name
The swelling will go down eventually
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He was kind of hot in the shinning
Puddle Hopper
Work shoes
I heard that Jesus 3.0 is going to be the gay version
New golf outfits
LAY STILL, PLAY DEAD
Excellence is obedience
I'd do anything for Laura Ashley
Hold the mayo
CUSTOMER SERVICE DEPARTMENT IS NOW CLOSED
Houndstooth homer
Someone has spoiled my dress
It took a thousand miles for me to be who I am
Giddy up
Now take another one of me flexing
I think this used to be a sculpture
Round and round we go
These guns do trim
Regretful nightmares
Check out these abs
I'll wait until they are done
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Lets table that for now
K
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You can barrow my jeans but you have to wash them after
Dogs have easy lives
Q
I don't play scrabble with him, he cheats
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Yes, I'm sure she's still looking
It's drunk o'clock fattie
Get your boobs out of my way
At Least It Doesn't Bite
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Before she got beat
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
Stepping on toes
I still like that single ladies video
Pattern design
Energize your workout
Even condos can crumble
M
Not that couch
Middle management
I might be wrong
Fat man at a two top
The new mall has an ice skating rink
He looks like my friend, Brian
on purpose after the accident
Rebounding and other bad habits
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
It's not stealing if she's dead #1
Jack Nicolson starts in the shining
I don't want to know her name
B
I never really liked Disney World
Your closet is huge
Are you sure this isn't too big
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X
Tickle my peacock
Y
This is what I would want a deserted island to be like
Reach around
Ya, but he can only do it two times
Doping is not cheating, it's just another way to win
Thats going to ruin your posture
blowpaper
My face got eaten by her beauty
It Won't Ever Get Old, But It Will Run Out
Without a red flag
It's old but someone will take it
The third angel wasn't really an angel at all
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Sit-ups are for losers
Falling Backwards
You can ask the dry cleaner, but i doubt it
C
Against the passive wall
What are you going to do, arrest me for smoking?
What you do with the seashell is your business
It's going to last at least 12 hours
It's not stealing if she's dead #2
No matter how many times you put that on, it's not going to work
I thought you were staying for pancakes
Fat girls have all the fun
Diamond back
Janet Jackson is one thousand years old
Not until we get to the other side
You're not going anywhere in that outfit
Jump squats in thongs
Dining room mating habits
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I just threw-up a little in my mouth
Drain
I roll like that
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Mile high club
You need rodeo shoes for that
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Hold me down
She says they are original but I'm not so sure
Tap
Pattern design
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