Ryan Swanson People
Houndstooth homer
Give me that necklace or I'll kill you, bitch!
Are you sure this isn't too big
Pattern design
Someone has spoiled my dress
Energize your workout
Now take another one of me flexing
Get your boobs out of my way
It's going to last at least 12 hours
It Won't Ever Get Old, But It Will Run Out
Check out these abs
I'll wait until they are done
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Carousal
Middle management
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Not until we get to the other side
Get out of my way, I'm going to sneeze
Dining room mating habits
He was kind of hot in the shinning
Fat girls have all the fun
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Once a shoplifter, always a shoplifter
You can ask the dry cleaner, but i doubt it
I heard that Jesus 3.0 is going to be the gay version
Monument to a better future
Fat man at a two top
Falling Backwards
Regretful nightmares
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It's not stealing if she's dead #2
Tight places
I'm going to quit soon
It took a thousand miles for me to be who I am
Sit-ups are for losers
I think this used to be a sculpture
Put those between your legs and pull
Pattern design
It's drunk o'clock fattie
You're not going anywhere in that outfit
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These guns do trim
The third angel wasn't really an angel at all
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Ben Affleck As Voldemort
Thats going to ruin your posture
He looks like my friend, Brian
Ya, but he can only do it two times
Mile high club
You need rodeo shoes for that
I'm not going to let him know my name
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King-un-done
CUSTOMER SERVICE DEPARTMENT IS NOW CLOSED
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The new mall has an ice skating rink
Enough, you mean not enough
She says they are original but I'm not so sure
Show up late leave early syndrome
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Who needs a permit
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I don't want to know her name
Janet Jackson is one thousand years old
New golf outfits
Jack Nicolson starts in the shining
Hold me down
Diamond back
Cape cod teenager
LAY STILL, PLAY DEAD
This is what I would want a deserted island to be like
I'm saving up for a car
Your closet is huge
Doping is not cheating, it's just another way to win
Texting while crying
The swelling will go down eventually
No matter how many times you put that on, it's not going to work
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I still like that single ladies video
Octo-man
Even condos can crumble
Jump squats in thongs
What are you going to do, arrest me for smoking?
I roll like that
Stepping on toes
Propellor feet
I just threw-up a little in my mouth
Excellence is obedience
Tickle my peacock
What you do with the seashell is your business
Lets table that for now
blowpaper
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Yes, I'm sure she's still looking
on purpose after the accident
It's old but someone will take it
Tap
Knots of experience
At Least It Doesn't Bite
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He also golfs a great game
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It's a cool game but I'd be more into it if we could wear our own outfits
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I still like that single ladies video
Round and round we go
BITCH KNOWS WHAT SHE WANTS
Rebounding and other bad habits
I never really liked Disney World
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I thought you were staying for pancakes
Kelly Kapowski should have been in Showgirls
Still life with metro-sexual
This won't hurt at all
Not that couch
Work shoes
Elephant man regretted his color palette
I'd do anything for Laura Ashley
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Deep skin pearl necklace
Drain
Before she got beat
Without a red flag
That fat bitch broke my shoe
Dogs have easy lives
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
Chests with breasts
Giddy up
Against the passive wall
Not implants, just a little boost
It's not stealing if she's dead #1
My face got eaten by her beauty
Reach around
The natives have cell phones
Puddle Hopper
I don't play scrabble with him, he cheats
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
Can't stop thinking about you
Wreck my neck
Banananas
Hold the mayo
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You can barrow my jeans but you have to wash them after
I might be wrong