Ryan Swanson People
Excellence is obedience
T
This is what I would want a deserted island to be like
She says they are original but I'm not so sure
Drain
Are you sure this isn't too big
Middle management
Texting while crying
Yes, I'm sure she's still looking
R
Cape cod teenager
I'm not going to let him know my name
It Won't Ever Get Old, But It Will Run Out
U
I never really liked Disney World
X
W
I
Can't stop thinking about you
blowpaper
Tight places
Get out of my way, I'm going to sneeze
I'll wait until they are done
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
I still like that single ladies video
What are you going to do, arrest me for smoking?
At Least It Doesn't Bite
Round and round we go
Work shoes
L
E
BITCH KNOWS WHAT SHE WANTS
King-un-done
Y
Mile high club
It's going to last at least 12 hours
Monument to a better future
I still like that single ladies video
Q
Tap
It's not stealing if she's dead #1
on purpose after the accident
I'm going to quit soon
CUSTOMER SERVICE DEPARTMENT IS NOW CLOSED
I roll like that
He also golfs a great game
Chests with breasts
I'm saving up for a car
Without a red flag
I just threw-up a little in my mouth
P
D
Now take another one of me flexing
Banananas
I think this used to be a sculpture
Elephant man regretted his color palette
The swelling will go down eventually
Carousal
Propellor feet
M
What you do with the seashell is your business
Give me that necklace or I'll kill you, bitch!
Tickle my peacock
B
Jack Nicolson starts in the shining
Knots of experience
V
My face got eaten by her beauty
K
You can ask the dry cleaner, but i doubt it
Ben Affleck As Voldemort
That fat bitch broke my shoe
Not that couch
I heard that Jesus 3.0 is going to be the gay version
Wreck my neck
C
Hold the mayo
Lets table that for now
Who needs a permit
Doping is not cheating, it's just another way to win
Thats going to ruin your posture
New golf outfits
H
Dogs have easy lives
Someone has spoiled my dress
Sit-ups are for losers
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
G
Pattern design
Giddy up
N
Still life with metro-sexual
S
You're not going anywhere in that outfit
The third angel wasn't really an angel at all
Reach around
You need rodeo shoes for that
Hold me down
I don't play scrabble with him, he cheats
Energize your workout
He looks like my friend, Brian
Z
Against the passive wall
Put those between your legs and pull
Kelly Kapowski should have been in Showgirls
Enough, you mean not enough
Show up late leave early syndrome
Pattern design
The new mall has an ice skating rink
He was kind of hot in the shinning
Octo-man
LAY STILL, PLAY DEAD
I don't want to know her name
Not until we get to the other side
J
It took a thousand miles for me to be who I am
Even condos can crumble
Fat man at a two top
Fat girls have all the fun
It's not stealing if she's dead #2
No matter how many times you put that on, it's not going to work
I might be wrong
Falling Backwards
Jump squats in thongs
Before she got beat
It's a cool game but I'd be more into it if we could wear our own outfits
You can barrow my jeans but you have to wash them after
It's old but someone will take it
F
Check out these abs
O
I thought you were staying for pancakes
Not implants, just a little boost
Regretful nightmares
Puddle Hopper
Houndstooth homer
Rebounding and other bad habits
Deep skin pearl necklace
It's drunk o'clock fattie
Once a shoplifter, always a shoplifter
These guns do trim
I'd do anything for Laura Ashley
A
The natives have cell phones
Get your boobs out of my way
Dining room mating habits
Your closet is huge
Diamond back
Janet Jackson is one thousand years old
Stepping on toes
Ya, but he can only do it two times
This won't hurt at all