Ryan Swanson People
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Carousal
I just threw-up a little in my mouth
Reach around
Mile high club
No matter how many times you put that on, it's not going to work
Houndstooth homer
I never really liked Disney World
The natives have cell phones
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
Against the passive wall
Kelly Kapowski should have been in Showgirls
What are you going to do, arrest me for smoking?
I might be wrong
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Jack Nicolson starts in the shining
It took a thousand miles for me to be who I am
J
Pattern design
I still like that single ladies video
Tickle my peacock
He also golfs a great game
B
Before she got beat
Round and round we go
I roll like that
Get your boobs out of my way
Monument to a better future
Doping is not cheating, it's just another way to win
Hold me down
Wreck my neck
Puddle Hopper
BITCH KNOWS WHAT SHE WANTS
My face got eaten by her beauty
Banananas
Now take another one of me flexing
It's old but someone will take it
Excellence is obedience
I still like that single ladies video
Regretful nightmares
It's not stealing if she's dead #1
G
Propellor feet
Get out of my way, I'm going to sneeze
Check out these abs
H
Deep skin pearl necklace
At Least It Doesn't Bite
V
Yes, I'm sure she's still looking
Your closet is huge
Rebounding and other bad habits
Texting while crying
on purpose after the accident
Elephant man regretted his color palette
Without a red flag
New golf outfits
L
O
Fat girls have all the fun
Y
Tap
Falling Backwards
P
She says they are original but I'm not so sure
Put those between your legs and pull
U
This is what I would want a deserted island to be like
D
Pattern design
Still life with metro-sexual
R
S
Drain
Z
Knots of experience
Even condos can crumble
I'll wait until they are done
N
You can ask the dry cleaner, but i doubt it
X
I thought you were staying for pancakes
Who needs a permit
The new mall has an ice skating rink
I
Someone has spoiled my dress
That fat bitch broke my shoe
Lets table that for now
Janet Jackson is one thousand years old
Show up late leave early syndrome
Octo-man
Giddy up
Cape cod teenager
Sit-ups are for losers
I'd do anything for Laura Ashley
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It's drunk o'clock fattie
It's a cool game but I'd be more into it if we could wear our own outfits
Hold the mayo
You can barrow my jeans but you have to wash them after
Diamond back
Once a shoplifter, always a shoplifter
These guns do trim
You're not going anywhere in that outfit
Not that couch
Can't stop thinking about you
Stepping on toes
K
M
The third angel wasn't really an angel at all
You need rodeo shoes for that
It's not stealing if she's dead #2
C
It Won't Ever Get Old, But It Will Run Out
I think this used to be a sculpture
Chests with breasts
I heard that Jesus 3.0 is going to be the gay version
LAY STILL, PLAY DEAD
Middle management
Thats going to ruin your posture
Are you sure this isn't too big
I'm saving up for a car
King-un-done
Tight places
The swelling will go down eventually
This won't hurt at all
Not implants, just a little boost
Enough, you mean not enough
Fat man at a two top
He was kind of hot in the shinning
Dining room mating habits
Give me that necklace or I'll kill you, bitch!
I'm going to quit soon
Ben Affleck As Voldemort
Jump squats in thongs
CUSTOMER SERVICE DEPARTMENT IS NOW CLOSED
I don't play scrabble with him, he cheats
Dogs have easy lives
A
Not until we get to the other side
I don't want to know her name
Q
He looks like my friend, Brian
blowpaper
I'm not going to let him know my name
Work shoes
T
What you do with the seashell is your business
Ya, but he can only do it two times
It's going to last at least 12 hours
Energize your workout
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws