Ryan Swanson People
I heard that Jesus 3.0 is going to be the gay version
I'm saving up for a car
Sit-ups are for losers
Regretful nightmares
Can't stop thinking about you
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It's a cool game but I'd be more into it if we could wear our own outfits
What are you going to do, arrest me for smoking?
Against the passive wall
on purpose after the accident
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I just threw-up a little in my mouth
I don't want to know her name
Deep skin pearl necklace
Fat girls have all the fun
Work shoes
Pattern design
Hold me down
Put those between your legs and pull
She says they are original but I'm not so sure
Someone has spoiled my dress
I'll wait until they are done
Hold the mayo
Show up late leave early syndrome
Mile high club
This won't hurt at all
Your closet is huge
You can barrow my jeans but you have to wash them after
I don't play scrabble with him, he cheats
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blowpaper
V
Fat man at a two top
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Stepping on toes
I think this used to be a sculpture
I'd do anything for Laura Ashley
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Tight places
He looks like my friend, Brian
Before she got beat
Give me that necklace or I'll kill you, bitch!
Get your boobs out of my way
I still like that single ladies video
It's drunk o'clock fattie
Not that couch
Middle management
R
Monument to a better future
Energize your workout
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G
You're not going anywhere in that outfit
Houndstooth homer
New golf outfits
Who needs a permit
It took a thousand miles for me to be who I am
I
Ben Affleck As Voldemort
The swelling will go down eventually
Round and round we go
This is what I would want a deserted island to be like
Rebounding and other bad habits
F
What you do with the seashell is your business
S
Thats going to ruin your posture
That fat bitch broke my shoe
I'm not going to let him know my name
P
Janet Jackson is one thousand years old
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Giddy up
J
At Least It Doesn't Bite
You need rodeo shoes for that
He was kind of hot in the shinning
Enough, you mean not enough
I roll like that
O
Ya, but he can only do it two times
Dining room mating habits
I might be wrong
Drain
Puddle Hopper
I'm going to quit soon
Doping is not cheating, it's just another way to win
Not until we get to the other side
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
Diamond back
Tap
No matter how many times you put that on, it's not going to work
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
Now take another one of me flexing
My face got eaten by her beauty
Get out of my way, I'm going to sneeze
Dogs have easy lives
Tickle my peacock
These guns do trim
He also golfs a great game
It's going to last at least 12 hours
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I still like that single ladies video
A
You can ask the dry cleaner, but i doubt it
The new mall has an ice skating rink
Knots of experience
The third angel wasn't really an angel at all
The natives have cell phones
It Won't Ever Get Old, But It Will Run Out
CUSTOMER SERVICE DEPARTMENT IS NOW CLOSED
Lets table that for now
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Octo-man
Check out these abs
Are you sure this isn't too big
Chests with breasts
Excellence is obedience
It's not stealing if she's dead #2
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Carousal
Jack Nicolson starts in the shining
Once a shoplifter, always a shoplifter
X
I thought you were staying for pancakes
Jump squats in thongs
Cape cod teenager
Elephant man regretted his color palette
Reach around
Even condos can crumble
LAY STILL, PLAY DEAD
BITCH KNOWS WHAT SHE WANTS
Not implants, just a little boost
It's old but someone will take it
King-un-done
Wreck my neck
B
Kelly Kapowski should have been in Showgirls
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Propellor feet
Still life with metro-sexual
I never really liked Disney World
It's not stealing if she's dead #1
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E
Pattern design
Falling Backwards
Yes, I'm sure she's still looking
Without a red flag
Banananas
Texting while crying