Ryan Swanson

2009

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Have one for the marlboro man
Regretful nightmares
Even condos can crumble
Hold the mayo
This conference sucks
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
Energize your workout
Texting while crying
The swelling will go down eventually
Are you sure this isn't too big
Bridges will part for the right thighs
A pillar of ingenuity
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
This won't hurt at all
Everyone likes twin shit
Excellence is obedience
Even the Loch Ness Monster got dumped by his girlfriend
He looks like my friend, Brian
Houndstooth homer
Your closet is huge
Put those between your legs and pull
I think it's a door jam
Propellor feet
I have no use for the letter
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