Ryan Swanson 2009
He looks like my friend, Brian
This won't hurt at all
Propellor feet
Energize your workout
A pillar of ingenuity
Excellence is obedience
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
Regretful nightmares
Have one for the marlboro man
Houndstooth homer
I think it's a door jam
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
Everyone likes twin shit
Texting while crying
The swelling will go down eventually
Hold the mayo
This conference sucks
Are you sure this isn't too big
Even condos can crumble
Even the Loch Ness Monster got dumped by his girlfriend
Your closet is huge
Bridges will part for the right thighs
I have no use for the letter
Put those between your legs and pull