Ryan Swanson 2009
Bridges will part for the right thighs
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
This conference sucks
I have no use for the letter
Energize your workout
He looks like my friend, Brian
The swelling will go down eventually
Texting while crying
Your closet is huge
This won't hurt at all
I think it's a door jam
Everyone likes twin shit
Excellence is obedience
Propellor feet
Houndstooth homer
Even condos can crumble
Put those between your legs and pull
Regretful nightmares
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
Hold the mayo
Are you sure this isn't too big
Have one for the marlboro man
Even the Loch Ness Monster got dumped by his girlfriend
A pillar of ingenuity