Ryan Swanson 2009
Your closet is huge
Hold the mayo
This won't hurt at all
He looks like my friend, Brian
This conference sucks
Regretful nightmares
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
Excellence is obedience
Energize your workout
Texting while crying
Everyone likes twin shit
The swelling will go down eventually
Are you sure this isn't too big
I have no use for the letter
Put those between your legs and pull
A pillar of ingenuity
Even condos can crumble
Bridges will part for the right thighs
Houndstooth homer
Propellor feet
I think it's a door jam
Have one for the marlboro man
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
Even the Loch Ness Monster got dumped by his girlfriend