Ryan Swanson 2009
Even the Loch Ness Monster got dumped by his girlfriend
Hold the mayo
A pillar of ingenuity
Texting while crying
I think it's a door jam
I have no use for the letter
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
Excellence is obedience
Are you sure this isn't too big
Have one for the marlboro man
Even condos can crumble
Regretful nightmares
He looks like my friend, Brian
The swelling will go down eventually
Put those between your legs and pull
Your closet is huge
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
This won't hurt at all
Energize your workout
Propellor feet
Houndstooth homer
Bridges will part for the right thighs
This conference sucks
Everyone likes twin shit