Ryan Swanson 2009
Hold the mayo
Bridges will part for the right thighs
I think it's a door jam
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
Propellor feet
This won't hurt at all
Houndstooth homer
Are you sure this isn't too big
Even the Loch Ness Monster got dumped by his girlfriend
Even condos can crumble
Everyone likes twin shit
Excellence is obedience
This conference sucks
Texting while crying
The swelling will go down eventually
He looks like my friend, Brian
I have no use for the letter
Put those between your legs and pull
Your closet is huge
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
Regretful nightmares
Energize your workout
A pillar of ingenuity
Have one for the marlboro man