Ryan Swanson 2009
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
Everyone likes twin shit
Even the Loch Ness Monster got dumped by his girlfriend
Hold the mayo
Energize your workout
This conference sucks
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
He looks like my friend, Brian
I have no use for the letter
I think it's a door jam
Even condos can crumble
The swelling will go down eventually
Houndstooth homer
Excellence is obedience
Your closet is huge
Have one for the marlboro man
Propellor feet
Bridges will part for the right thighs
Put those between your legs and pull
Regretful nightmares
A pillar of ingenuity
Are you sure this isn't too big
Texting while crying
This won't hurt at all