Ryan Swanson 2009
He looks like my friend, Brian
Everyone likes twin shit
Excellence is obedience
Even condos can crumble
Hold the mayo
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
Texting while crying
I have no use for the letter
Energize your workout
This conference sucks
A pillar of ingenuity
Put those between your legs and pull
Bridges will part for the right thighs
Are you sure this isn't too big
I think it's a door jam
This won't hurt at all
Your closet is huge
The swelling will go down eventually
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
Even the Loch Ness Monster got dumped by his girlfriend
Regretful nightmares
Have one for the marlboro man
Propellor feet
Houndstooth homer