Ryan Swanson 2009
I have no use for the letter
Have one for the marlboro man
Everyone likes twin shit
Houndstooth homer
This won't hurt at all
A pillar of ingenuity
The swelling will go down eventually
Energize your workout
Are you sure this isn't too big
Your closet is huge
Texting while crying
Put those between your legs and pull
This conference sucks
Bridges will part for the right thighs
Hold the mayo
He looks like my friend, Brian
Even the Loch Ness Monster got dumped by his girlfriend
Even condos can crumble
Regretful nightmares
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
Propellor feet
Excellence is obedience
I think it's a door jam