Ryan Swanson 2009
This won't hurt at all
Texting while crying
I think it's a door jam
Have one for the marlboro man
Even the Loch Ness Monster got dumped by his girlfriend
Energize your workout
The swelling will go down eventually
A pillar of ingenuity
Even condos can crumble
Propellor feet
Everyone likes twin shit
This conference sucks
Excellence is obedience
Bridges will part for the right thighs
Are you sure this isn't too big
I have no use for the letter
Put those between your legs and pull
Houndstooth homer
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
Regretful nightmares
He looks like my friend, Brian
Hold the mayo
Your closet is huge