Ryan Swanson 2009
Even the Loch Ness Monster got dumped by his girlfriend
Hold the mayo
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
Regretful nightmares
I have no use for the letter
Your closet is huge
This won't hurt at all
A pillar of ingenuity
This conference sucks
Bridges will part for the right thighs
Excellence is obedience
Propellor feet
He looks like my friend, Brian
I think it's a door jam
Houndstooth homer
The swelling will go down eventually
Put those between your legs and pull
Have one for the marlboro man
Energize your workout
Texting while crying
Even condos can crumble
Are you sure this isn't too big
Everyone likes twin shit