Ryan Swanson 2009
Even the Loch Ness Monster got dumped by his girlfriend
A pillar of ingenuity
This won't hurt at all
Propellor feet
Your closet is huge
Have one for the marlboro man
Excellence is obedience
Texting while crying
Houndstooth homer
I think it's a door jam
He looks like my friend, Brian
Hold the mayo
Energize your workout
Put those between your legs and pull
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
Everyone likes twin shit
Bridges will part for the right thighs
I have no use for the letter
This conference sucks
Even condos can crumble
Are you sure this isn't too big
The swelling will go down eventually
Regretful nightmares
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea