Ryan Swanson 2009
Houndstooth homer
Regretful nightmares
The swelling will go down eventually
Energize your workout
Excellence is obedience
Texting while crying
Your closet is huge
Are you sure this isn't too big
Hold the mayo
Put those between your legs and pull
Have one for the marlboro man
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
Even the Loch Ness Monster got dumped by his girlfriend
Bridges will part for the right thighs
He looks like my friend, Brian
I think it's a door jam
Even condos can crumble
Everyone likes twin shit
This won't hurt at all
This conference sucks
I have no use for the letter
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
Propellor feet
A pillar of ingenuity