Ryan Swanson 2009
Everyone likes twin shit
I think it's a door jam
Are you sure this isn't too big
Houndstooth homer
Have one for the marlboro man
Texting while crying
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
Excellence is obedience
Propellor feet
Bridges will part for the right thighs
He looks like my friend, Brian
The swelling will go down eventually
I have no use for the letter
This won't hurt at all
This conference sucks
Even condos can crumble
Even the Loch Ness Monster got dumped by his girlfriend
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
Your closet is huge
Hold the mayo
Put those between your legs and pull
Energize your workout
A pillar of ingenuity
Regretful nightmares