Ryan Swanson 2009
The swelling will go down eventually
Propellor feet
A pillar of ingenuity
This won't hurt at all
Regretful nightmares
Put those between your legs and pull
Your closet is huge
Excellence is obedience
Even condos can crumble
This conference sucks
Houndstooth homer
Texting while crying
Are you sure this isn't too big
He looks like my friend, Brian
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
Hold the mayo
Energize your workout
I have no use for the letter
I think it's a door jam
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
Bridges will part for the right thighs
Have one for the marlboro man
Everyone likes twin shit
Even the Loch Ness Monster got dumped by his girlfriend