Ryan Swanson 2009
He looks like my friend, Brian
Are you sure this isn't too big
This won't hurt at all
Even condos can crumble
Texting while crying
Energize your workout
Bridges will part for the right thighs
Houndstooth homer
Put those between your legs and pull
A pillar of ingenuity
Everyone likes twin shit
Have one for the marlboro man
Excellence is obedience
I think it's a door jam
I have no use for the letter
Hold the mayo
Propellor feet
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
This conference sucks
Regretful nightmares
Your closet is huge
The swelling will go down eventually
Even the Loch Ness Monster got dumped by his girlfriend