Ryan Swanson 2009
This conference sucks
Have one for the marlboro man
Excellence is obedience
Even condos can crumble
Even the Loch Ness Monster got dumped by his girlfriend
Regretful nightmares
Energize your workout
Propellor feet
Texting while crying
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
Bridges will part for the right thighs
This won't hurt at all
Houndstooth homer
Hold the mayo
Put those between your legs and pull
Are you sure this isn't too big
He looks like my friend, Brian
Your closet is huge
I have no use for the letter
I think it's a door jam
Everyone likes twin shit
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
The swelling will go down eventually
A pillar of ingenuity