Ryan Swanson 2009
The swelling will go down eventually
Excellence is obedience
Put those between your legs and pull
Have one for the marlboro man
Even condos can crumble
This conference sucks
This won't hurt at all
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
I think it's a door jam
Everyone likes twin shit
Your closet is huge
Are you sure this isn't too big
Regretful nightmares
Hold the mayo
I have no use for the letter
Texting while crying
Even the Loch Ness Monster got dumped by his girlfriend
Propellor feet
He looks like my friend, Brian
A pillar of ingenuity
Bridges will part for the right thighs
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
Houndstooth homer
Energize your workout