Ryan Swanson 2009
Houndstooth homer
He looks like my friend, Brian
Everyone likes twin shit
Even condos can crumble
Hold the mayo
Even the Loch Ness Monster got dumped by his girlfriend
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
Have one for the marlboro man
Excellence is obedience
A pillar of ingenuity
Energize your workout
Your closet is huge
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
This conference sucks
Put those between your legs and pull
This won't hurt at all
I think it's a door jam
Regretful nightmares
Propellor feet
Are you sure this isn't too big
I have no use for the letter
Texting while crying
The swelling will go down eventually
Bridges will part for the right thighs