Ryan Swanson People
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I'd do anything for Laura Ashley
Before she got beat
Fat man at a two top
Who needs a permit
This won't hurt at all
Cape cod teenager
Elephant man regretted his color palette
Pattern design
Middle management
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Get your boobs out of my way
Excellence is obedience
He looks like my friend, Brian
That fat bitch broke my shoe
Drain
Now take another one of me flexing
Give me that necklace or I'll kill you, bitch!
My face got eaten by her beauty
Still life with metro-sexual
I roll like that
I heard that Jesus 3.0 is going to be the gay version
Even condos can crumble
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Work shoes
Tight places
Hold the mayo
What are you going to do, arrest me for smoking?
Lets table that for now
Show up late leave early syndrome
Sit-ups are for losers
Thats going to ruin your posture
blowpaper
Regretful nightmares
Ya, but he can only do it two times
It's old but someone will take it
Chests with breasts
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Get out of my way, I'm going to sneeze
Carousal
Janet Jackson is one thousand years old
You can ask the dry cleaner, but i doubt it
The natives have cell phones
Not implants, just a little boost
Giddy up
Falling Backwards
You're not going anywhere in that outfit
Ben Affleck As Voldemort
Banananas
I'm going to quit soon
It's not stealing if she's dead #1
I thought you were staying for pancakes
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Round and round we go
The new mall has an ice skating rink
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
Octo-man
Kelly Kapowski should have been in Showgirls
I don't want to know her name
BITCH KNOWS WHAT SHE WANTS
These guns do trim
Rebounding and other bad habits
Someone has spoiled my dress
It's drunk o'clock fattie
Hold me down
Tickle my peacock
I think this used to be a sculpture
Once a shoplifter, always a shoplifter
Mile high club
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
Put those between your legs and pull
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Dogs have easy lives
I still like that single ladies video
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Pattern design
on purpose after the accident
It's a cool game but I'd be more into it if we could wear our own outfits
Wreck my neck
Fat girls have all the fun
Energize your workout
LAY STILL, PLAY DEAD
Yes, I'm sure she's still looking
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CUSTOMER SERVICE DEPARTMENT IS NOW CLOSED
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Jack Nicolson starts in the shining
Propellor feet
You need rodeo shoes for that
Are you sure this isn't too big
Against the passive wall
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I never really liked Disney World
Not until we get to the other side
He also golfs a great game
It Won't Ever Get Old, But It Will Run Out
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The third angel wasn't really an angel at all
Knots of experience
I just threw-up a little in my mouth
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Y
He was kind of hot in the shinning
She says they are original but I'm not so sure
No matter how many times you put that on, it's not going to work
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Reach around
Stepping on toes
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Texting while crying
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It took a thousand miles for me to be who I am
Can't stop thinking about you
You can barrow my jeans but you have to wash them after
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Diamond back
Not that couch
Your closet is huge
Houndstooth homer
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B
Tap
It's going to last at least 12 hours
The swelling will go down eventually
At Least It Doesn't Bite
I'll wait until they are done
I might be wrong
V
Doping is not cheating, it's just another way to win
New golf outfits
It's not stealing if she's dead #2
I still like that single ladies video
K
A
Deep skin pearl necklace
Enough, you mean not enough
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I'm not going to let him know my name
I'm saving up for a car
Check out these abs
Puddle Hopper
What you do with the seashell is your business
Monument to a better future
Jump squats in thongs
King-un-done
Dining room mating habits
This is what I would want a deserted island to be like
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I don't play scrabble with him, he cheats
Without a red flag