Ryan Swanson People
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I think this used to be a sculpture
Chests with breasts
Someone has spoiled my dress
You need rodeo shoes for that
Carousal
Banananas
Elephant man regretted his color palette
Get your boobs out of my way
Round and round we go
Falling Backwards
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The new mall has an ice skating rink
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I'm going to quit soon
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This won't hurt at all
Wreck my neck
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Ben Affleck As Voldemort
Stepping on toes
Lets table that for now
King-un-done
Knots of experience
Reach around
I don't want to know her name
Even condos can crumble
Yes, I'm sure she's still looking
Your closet is huge
Against the passive wall
I still like that single ladies video
Giddy up
I don't play scrabble with him, he cheats
Not that couch
Once a shoplifter, always a shoplifter
I'd do anything for Laura Ashley
Check out these abs
Kelly Kapowski should have been in Showgirls
Show up late leave early syndrome
I'm saving up for a car
Dogs have easy lives
He also golfs a great game
Enough, you mean not enough
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No matter how many times you put that on, it's not going to work
Regretful nightmares
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Texting while crying
Pattern design
At Least It Doesn't Bite
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It's a cool game but I'd be more into it if we could wear our own outfits
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Without a red flag
Thats going to ruin your posture
The third angel wasn't really an angel at all
I thought you were staying for pancakes
The swelling will go down eventually
Before she got beat
Work shoes
Excellence is obedience
on purpose after the accident
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Cape cod teenager
Monument to a better future
It's drunk o'clock fattie
I heard that Jesus 3.0 is going to be the gay version
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CUSTOMER SERVICE DEPARTMENT IS NOW CLOSED
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He was kind of hot in the shinning
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Who needs a permit
Dining room mating habits
Deep skin pearl necklace
Sit-ups are for losers
Jack Nicolson starts in the shining
That fat bitch broke my shoe
Mile high club
Still life with metro-sexual
What you do with the seashell is your business
He looks like my friend, Brian
I might be wrong
Octo-man
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blowpaper
I just threw-up a little in my mouth
You can ask the dry cleaner, but i doubt it
Can't stop thinking about you
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Fat girls have all the fun
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
The natives have cell phones
Puddle Hopper
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I roll like that
It Won't Ever Get Old, But It Will Run Out
Put those between your legs and pull
Give me that necklace or I'll kill you, bitch!
Hold me down
Now take another one of me flexing
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Ya, but he can only do it two times
Propellor feet
Drain
It's going to last at least 12 hours
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Are you sure this isn't too big
Jump squats in thongs
I never really liked Disney World
Hold the mayo
What are you going to do, arrest me for smoking?
Get out of my way, I'm going to sneeze
It took a thousand miles for me to be who I am
Energize your workout
BITCH KNOWS WHAT SHE WANTS
Not implants, just a little boost
My face got eaten by her beauty
I'll wait until they are done
I'm not going to let him know my name
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Houndstooth homer
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
Tickle my peacock
Tap
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You're not going anywhere in that outfit
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Doping is not cheating, it's just another way to win
LAY STILL, PLAY DEAD
Janet Jackson is one thousand years old
Diamond back
This is what I would want a deserted island to be like
It's not stealing if she's dead #2
Middle management
Tight places
It's not stealing if she's dead #1
These guns do trim
Rebounding and other bad habits
New golf outfits
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Not until we get to the other side
She says they are original but I'm not so sure
Fat man at a two top
Pattern design
I still like that single ladies video
You can barrow my jeans but you have to wash them after
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It's old but someone will take it