Ryan Swanson People
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Tap
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It Won't Ever Get Old, But It Will Run Out
Excellence is obedience
Show up late leave early syndrome
I heard that Jesus 3.0 is going to be the gay version
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Put those between your legs and pull
This is what I would want a deserted island to be like
I'm saving up for a car
Not until we get to the other side
Reach around
Get out of my way, I'm going to sneeze
Propellor feet
Tight places
Drain
Fat man at a two top
I'm not going to let him know my name
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It's drunk o'clock fattie
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It's old but someone will take it
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
Check out these abs
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Dogs have easy lives
Not implants, just a little boost
Ya, but he can only do it two times
It's not stealing if she's dead #2
Energize your workout
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The new mall has an ice skating rink
Stepping on toes
You can ask the dry cleaner, but i doubt it
Can't stop thinking about you
Round and round we go
It's not stealing if she's dead #1
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Knots of experience
Pattern design
Your closet is huge
Middle management
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Monument to a better future
Mile high club
Regretful nightmares
Are you sure this isn't too big
Someone has spoiled my dress
Banananas
Sit-ups are for losers
Carousal
At Least It Doesn't Bite
Get your boobs out of my way
It took a thousand miles for me to be who I am
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Doping is not cheating, it's just another way to win
Jump squats in thongs
Texting while crying
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The natives have cell phones
Falling Backwards
Hold me down
Octo-man
Give me that necklace or I'll kill you, bitch!
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This won't hurt at all
My face got eaten by her beauty
Ben Affleck As Voldemort
He looks like my friend, Brian
I'd do anything for Laura Ashley
That fat bitch broke my shoe
Without a red flag
I thought you were staying for pancakes
He was kind of hot in the shinning
Wreck my neck
Enough, you mean not enough
Deep skin pearl necklace
Fat girls have all the fun
I'll wait until they are done
I don't play scrabble with him, he cheats
Jack Nicolson starts in the shining
Giddy up
Against the passive wall
Even condos can crumble
Not that couch
What you do with the seashell is your business
The third angel wasn't really an angel at all
You can barrow my jeans but you have to wash them after
I think this used to be a sculpture
She says they are original but I'm not so sure
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Diamond back
Once a shoplifter, always a shoplifter
It's a cool game but I'd be more into it if we could wear our own outfits
Dining room mating habits
New golf outfits
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You're not going anywhere in that outfit
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Chests with breasts
Now take another one of me flexing
Houndstooth homer
He also golfs a great game
Who needs a permit
I never really liked Disney World
Kelly Kapowski should have been in Showgirls
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No matter how many times you put that on, it's not going to work
Yes, I'm sure she's still looking
The swelling will go down eventually
on purpose after the accident
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I just threw-up a little in my mouth
Before she got beat
Puddle Hopper
These guns do trim
Lets table that for now
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BITCH KNOWS WHAT SHE WANTS
Still life with metro-sexual
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I might be wrong
Pattern design
King-un-done
I roll like that
Janet Jackson is one thousand years old
I don't want to know her name
Thats going to ruin your posture
Hold the mayo
Rebounding and other bad habits
I still like that single ladies video
CUSTOMER SERVICE DEPARTMENT IS NOW CLOSED
I'm going to quit soon
It's going to last at least 12 hours
Cape cod teenager
What are you going to do, arrest me for smoking?
Tickle my peacock
LAY STILL, PLAY DEAD
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Work shoes
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You need rodeo shoes for that
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
I still like that single ladies video
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blowpaper
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Elephant man regretted his color palette
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