Ryan Swanson People
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Janet Jackson is one thousand years old
I don't want to know her name
He also golfs a great game
I don't play scrabble with him, he cheats
I never really liked Disney World
Pattern design
Work shoes
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The swelling will go down eventually
Ben Affleck As Voldemort
He was kind of hot in the shinning
Against the passive wall
Reach around
Even condos can crumble
Propellor feet
Monument to a better future
Wreck my neck
Pattern design
CUSTOMER SERVICE DEPARTMENT IS NOW CLOSED
I thought you were staying for pancakes
The natives have cell phones
New golf outfits
These guns do trim
Tap
Drain
Without a red flag
Once a shoplifter, always a shoplifter
Doping is not cheating, it's just another way to win
I roll like that
I still like that single ladies video
It Won't Ever Get Old, But It Will Run Out
She says they are original but I'm not so sure
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Before she got beat
You're not going anywhere in that outfit
Banananas
Elephant man regretted his color palette
Not until we get to the other side
Hold the mayo
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blowpaper
Ya, but he can only do it two times
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Enough, you mean not enough
No matter how many times you put that on, it's not going to work
Regretful nightmares
Texting while crying
It took a thousand miles for me to be who I am
Still life with metro-sexual
Chests with breasts
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
Mile high club
Kelly Kapowski should have been in Showgirls
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Puddle Hopper
I might be wrong
It's not stealing if she's dead #1
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Octo-man
Giddy up
I think this used to be a sculpture
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This is what I would want a deserted island to be like
What are you going to do, arrest me for smoking?
Excellence is obedience
Dining room mating habits
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Hold me down
Put those between your legs and pull
I'm not going to let him know my name
Rebounding and other bad habits
Cape cod teenager
I'm going to quit soon
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It's drunk o'clock fattie
Sit-ups are for losers
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
It's old but someone will take it
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Knots of experience
I'm saving up for a car
Deep skin pearl necklace
He looks like my friend, Brian
on purpose after the accident
Are you sure this isn't too big
Tickle my peacock
I heard that Jesus 3.0 is going to be the gay version
That fat bitch broke my shoe
Middle management
Not that couch
Diamond back
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Get out of my way, I'm going to sneeze
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Check out these abs
Who needs a permit
Houndstooth homer
Lets table that for now
King-un-done
You can barrow my jeans but you have to wash them after
Thats going to ruin your posture
Jump squats in thongs
I'll wait until they are done
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Fat man at a two top
LAY STILL, PLAY DEAD
Someone has spoiled my dress
Can't stop thinking about you
You can ask the dry cleaner, but i doubt it
Fat girls have all the fun
Yes, I'm sure she's still looking
Your closet is huge
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This won't hurt at all
It's not stealing if she's dead #2
It's going to last at least 12 hours
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My face got eaten by her beauty
At Least It Doesn't Bite
BITCH KNOWS WHAT SHE WANTS
Now take another one of me flexing
The new mall has an ice skating rink
What you do with the seashell is your business
Jack Nicolson starts in the shining
It's a cool game but I'd be more into it if we could wear our own outfits
Falling Backwards
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Tight places
Energize your workout
I just threw-up a little in my mouth
Show up late leave early syndrome
Carousal
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Dogs have easy lives
Not implants, just a little boost
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I still like that single ladies video
The third angel wasn't really an angel at all
Round and round we go
Give me that necklace or I'll kill you, bitch!
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You need rodeo shoes for that
Stepping on toes
Get your boobs out of my way
I'd do anything for Laura Ashley