Ryan Swanson People
Giddy up
I roll like that
I might be wrong
Not that couch
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This is what I would want a deserted island to be like
The swelling will go down eventually
Hold the mayo
It's a cool game but I'd be more into it if we could wear our own outfits
You can barrow my jeans but you have to wash them after
I still like that single ladies video
Excellence is obedience
Yes, I'm sure she's still looking
I never really liked Disney World
It's going to last at least 12 hours
Get your boobs out of my way
LAY STILL, PLAY DEAD
Wreck my neck
Regretful nightmares
My face got eaten by her beauty
Sit-ups are for losers
You need rodeo shoes for that
She says they are original but I'm not so sure
Someone has spoiled my dress
Monument to a better future
Carousal
Dogs have easy lives
I'm going to quit soon
It's not stealing if she's dead #2
Doping is not cheating, it's just another way to win
It Won't Ever Get Old, But It Will Run Out
I'm saving up for a car
Cape cod teenager
BITCH KNOWS WHAT SHE WANTS
Now take another one of me flexing
It's drunk o'clock fattie
Can't stop thinking about you
Middle management
Jack Nicolson starts in the shining
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Not until we get to the other side
Not implants, just a little boost
Put those between your legs and pull
Puddle Hopper
What you do with the seashell is your business
M
Texting while crying
F
Stepping on toes
He looks like my friend, Brian
No matter how many times you put that on, it's not going to work
At Least It Doesn't Bite
You can ask the dry cleaner, but i doubt it
Tap
Your closet is huge
Z
Jump squats in thongs
The natives have cell phones
Check out these abs
Ben Affleck As Voldemort
Houndstooth homer
Against the passive wall
Pattern design
I'll wait until they are done
Dining room mating habits
Without a red flag
Fat man at a two top
I'd do anything for Laura Ashley
The third angel wasn't really an angel at all
I just threw-up a little in my mouth
Rebounding and other bad habits
Work shoes
W
Are you sure this isn't too big
Energize your workout
Janet Jackson is one thousand years old
Before she got beat
Drain
Falling Backwards
You're not going anywhere in that outfit
He was kind of hot in the shinning
I don't want to know her name
N
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
It took a thousand miles for me to be who I am
Ya, but he can only do it two times
Once a shoplifter, always a shoplifter
T
Even condos can crumble
Banananas
Tight places
I thought you were staying for pancakes
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L
These guns do trim
Mile high club
P
Thats going to ruin your posture
B
U
Knots of experience
Show up late leave early syndrome
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S
G
The new mall has an ice skating rink
This won't hurt at all
D
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
It's not stealing if she's dead #1
on purpose after the accident
Diamond back
I heard that Jesus 3.0 is going to be the gay version
Still life with metro-sexual
What are you going to do, arrest me for smoking?
CUSTOMER SERVICE DEPARTMENT IS NOW CLOSED
Tickle my peacock
That fat bitch broke my shoe
Enough, you mean not enough
Elephant man regretted his color palette
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Q
Y
A
Reach around
I don't play scrabble with him, he cheats
J
I think this used to be a sculpture
Propellor feet
I still like that single ladies video
I
It's old but someone will take it
Octo-man
Round and round we go
O
Deep skin pearl necklace
Who needs a permit
Kelly Kapowski should have been in Showgirls
New golf outfits
Fat girls have all the fun
E
blowpaper
Lets table that for now
He also golfs a great game
Give me that necklace or I'll kill you, bitch!
Hold me down
Pattern design
Get out of my way, I'm going to sneeze
C
I'm not going to let him know my name
Chests with breasts
King-un-done