Ryan Swanson People
Get your boobs out of my way
Once a shoplifter, always a shoplifter
At Least It Doesn't Bite
I'd do anything for Laura Ashley
Monument to a better future
Giddy up
C
Who needs a permit
Give me that necklace or I'll kill you, bitch!
I don't want to know her name
It's not stealing if she's dead #1
R
Stepping on toes
Not that couch
No matter how many times you put that on, it's not going to work
He looks like my friend, Brian
Puddle Hopper
Are you sure this isn't too big
The third angel wasn't really an angel at all
Tickle my peacock
That fat bitch broke my shoe
I don't play scrabble with him, he cheats
Deep skin pearl necklace
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Even condos can crumble
Energize your workout
Octo-man
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Tight places
Middle management
Reach around
The natives have cell phones
S
Show up late leave early syndrome
Dining room mating habits
Check out these abs
You can barrow my jeans but you have to wash them after
Tap
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Pattern design
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A
New golf outfits
M
Hold the mayo
Lets table that for now
My face got eaten by her beauty
Without a red flag
Your closet is huge
It's old but someone will take it
Dogs have easy lives
It's drunk o'clock fattie
It's going to last at least 12 hours
Someone has spoiled my dress
Wreck my neck
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I
J
Carousal
Now take another one of me flexing
I never really liked Disney World
Put those between your legs and pull
This is what I would want a deserted island to be like
What you do with the seashell is your business
Elephant man regretted his color palette
on purpose after the accident
I'll wait until they are done
I might be wrong
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
Thats going to ruin your posture
Can't stop thinking about you
BITCH KNOWS WHAT SHE WANTS
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Before she got beat
Texting while crying
Houndstooth homer
Janet Jackson is one thousand years old
Rebounding and other bad habits
It Won't Ever Get Old, But It Will Run Out
Sit-ups are for losers
I still like that single ladies video
It's not stealing if she's dead #2
Enough, you mean not enough
Jump squats in thongs
You need rodeo shoes for that
Y
Fat man at a two top
I heard that Jesus 3.0 is going to be the gay version
Falling Backwards
Propellor feet
King-un-done
I'm going to quit soon
I thought you were staying for pancakes
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Doping is not cheating, it's just another way to win
It's a cool game but I'd be more into it if we could wear our own outfits
This won't hurt at all
Drain
I just threw-up a little in my mouth
The new mall has an ice skating rink
She says they are original but I'm not so sure
He was kind of hot in the shinning
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Mile high club
Jack Nicolson starts in the shining
blowpaper
Q
I think this used to be a sculpture
V
Fat girls have all the fun
Cape cod teenager
These guns do trim
Excellence is obedience
Z
Not implants, just a little boost
Still life with metro-sexual
Work shoes
Kelly Kapowski should have been in Showgirls
Round and round we go
B
Ya, but he can only do it two times
Against the passive wall
What are you going to do, arrest me for smoking?
Regretful nightmares
Knots of experience
K
I still like that single ladies video
Hold me down
I'm saving up for a car
Not until we get to the other side
You can ask the dry cleaner, but i doubt it
U
Chests with breasts
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
Diamond back
You're not going anywhere in that outfit
D
T
Yes, I'm sure she's still looking
He also golfs a great game
Get out of my way, I'm going to sneeze
CUSTOMER SERVICE DEPARTMENT IS NOW CLOSED
The swelling will go down eventually
I'm not going to let him know my name
It took a thousand miles for me to be who I am
I roll like that
Ben Affleck As Voldemort
Pattern design
LAY STILL, PLAY DEAD
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Banananas
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