Ryan Swanson People
Monument to a better future
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Tickle my peacock
King-un-done
You need rodeo shoes for that
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Sit-ups are for losers
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on purpose after the accident
Are you sure this isn't too big
Dogs have easy lives
Not until we get to the other side
Pattern design
Chests with breasts
Pattern design
He also golfs a great game
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Ya, but he can only do it two times
I might be wrong
Work shoes
Once a shoplifter, always a shoplifter
I don't want to know her name
Tap
I'm not going to let him know my name
Propellor feet
Puddle Hopper
I roll like that
blowpaper
Jump squats in thongs
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Rebounding and other bad habits
Ben Affleck As Voldemort
It took a thousand miles for me to be who I am
Deep skin pearl necklace
You can barrow my jeans but you have to wash them after
BITCH KNOWS WHAT SHE WANTS
I still like that single ladies video
I heard that Jesus 3.0 is going to be the gay version
Who needs a permit
He was kind of hot in the shinning
Octo-man
My face got eaten by her beauty
I never really liked Disney World
I'm going to quit soon
Mile high club
Carousal
The new mall has an ice skating rink
Fat girls have all the fun
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Drain
Energize your workout
Reach around
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Even condos can crumble
Knots of experience
Get out of my way, I'm going to sneeze
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Get your boobs out of my way
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Check out these abs
This is what I would want a deserted island to be like
The third angel wasn't really an angel at all
Enough, you mean not enough
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
Excellence is obedience
This won't hurt at all
What you do with the seashell is your business
I don't play scrabble with him, he cheats
It's a cool game but I'd be more into it if we could wear our own outfits
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I think this used to be a sculpture
Tight places
Against the passive wall
Cape cod teenager
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
Without a red flag
I'd do anything for Laura Ashley
You can ask the dry cleaner, but i doubt it
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Giddy up
That fat bitch broke my shoe
Still life with metro-sexual
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At Least It Doesn't Bite
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It's not stealing if she's dead #1
What are you going to do, arrest me for smoking?
Banananas
Someone has spoiled my dress
CUSTOMER SERVICE DEPARTMENT IS NOW CLOSED
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The natives have cell phones
It's not stealing if she's dead #2
Hold me down
I'm saving up for a car
Thats going to ruin your posture
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Regretful nightmares
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Falling Backwards
Put those between your legs and pull
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I thought you were staying for pancakes
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Texting while crying
Wreck my neck
Yes, I'm sure she's still looking
No matter how many times you put that on, it's not going to work
I'll wait until they are done
It's old but someone will take it
Jack Nicolson starts in the shining
New golf outfits
It Won't Ever Get Old, But It Will Run Out
The swelling will go down eventually
You're not going anywhere in that outfit
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Janet Jackson is one thousand years old
It's going to last at least 12 hours
Doping is not cheating, it's just another way to win
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I still like that single ladies video
Show up late leave early syndrome
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Hold the mayo
Not that couch
Houndstooth homer
Give me that necklace or I'll kill you, bitch!
These guns do trim
Elephant man regretted his color palette
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Not implants, just a little boost
LAY STILL, PLAY DEAD
It's drunk o'clock fattie
Fat man at a two top
Lets table that for now
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Stepping on toes
Dining room mating habits
He looks like my friend, Brian
Round and round we go
Your closet is huge
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She says they are original but I'm not so sure
Kelly Kapowski should have been in Showgirls
Now take another one of me flexing
Can't stop thinking about you
I just threw-up a little in my mouth
Diamond back
Middle management
Before she got beat