Ryan Swanson People
It's going to last at least 12 hours
Round and round we go
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What are you going to do, arrest me for smoking?
CUSTOMER SERVICE DEPARTMENT IS NOW CLOSED
Even condos can crumble
New golf outfits
LAY STILL, PLAY DEAD
Ya, but he can only do it two times
Thats going to ruin your posture
Ben Affleck As Voldemort
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Middle management
S
Janet Jackson is one thousand years old
Falling Backwards
Excellence is obedience
Who needs a permit
X
Once a shoplifter, always a shoplifter
Hold me down
Not that couch
Octo-man
Against the passive wall
My face got eaten by her beauty
K
You're not going anywhere in that outfit
I'm saving up for a car
Stepping on toes
J
I'm going to quit soon
You need rodeo shoes for that
L
It's a cool game but I'd be more into it if we could wear our own outfits
I don't play scrabble with him, he cheats
Diamond back
This won't hurt at all
Cape cod teenager
I never really liked Disney World
Check out these abs
Giddy up
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
I
It's old but someone will take it
Carousal
Mile high club
Energize your workout
Banananas
Give me that necklace or I'll kill you, bitch!
Get out of my way, I'm going to sneeze
C
Tickle my peacock
G
Without a red flag
Fat girls have all the fun
Puddle Hopper
Drain
The new mall has an ice skating rink
I still like that single ladies video
What you do with the seashell is your business
Not until we get to the other side
Lets table that for now
I still like that single ladies video
That fat bitch broke my shoe
Houndstooth homer
Still life with metro-sexual
Q
You can ask the dry cleaner, but i doubt it
blowpaper
It's drunk o'clock fattie
I think this used to be a sculpture
Someone has spoiled my dress
I'd do anything for Laura Ashley
O
R
Now take another one of me flexing
Knots of experience
BITCH KNOWS WHAT SHE WANTS
At Least It Doesn't Bite
Doping is not cheating, it's just another way to win
I roll like that
The third angel wasn't really an angel at all
Kelly Kapowski should have been in Showgirls
It Won't Ever Get Old, But It Will Run Out
Rebounding and other bad habits
Yes, I'm sure she's still looking
The natives have cell phones
You can barrow my jeans but you have to wash them after
Get your boobs out of my way
P
Sit-ups are for losers
A
Chests with breasts
Hold the mayo
I'll wait until they are done
He was kind of hot in the shinning
B
Dogs have easy lives
Dining room mating habits
Tap
I thought you were staying for pancakes
I just threw-up a little in my mouth
Monument to a better future
King-un-done
Regretful nightmares
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
Texting while crying
This is what I would want a deserted island to be like
Tight places
Show up late leave early syndrome
M
Deep skin pearl necklace
The swelling will go down eventually
Enough, you mean not enough
Elephant man regretted his color palette
These guns do trim
She says they are original but I'm not so sure
E
Work shoes
U
Z
Not implants, just a little boost
Wreck my neck
Propellor feet
Y
on purpose after the accident
I might be wrong
V
Can't stop thinking about you
Jack Nicolson starts in the shining
No matter how many times you put that on, it's not going to work
Put those between your legs and pull
Pattern design
He also golfs a great game
I'm not going to let him know my name
Your closet is huge
I heard that Jesus 3.0 is going to be the gay version
I don't want to know her name
Pattern design
Fat man at a two top
It's not stealing if she's dead #1
W
N
F
Reach around
Are you sure this isn't too big
He looks like my friend, Brian
Jump squats in thongs
It's not stealing if she's dead #2
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It took a thousand miles for me to be who I am
Before she got beat