Ryan Swanson People
The natives have cell phones
Janet Jackson is one thousand years old
Show up late leave early syndrome
Before she got beat
What you do with the seashell is your business
King-un-done
Mile high club
Rebounding and other bad habits
I'm saving up for a car
He was kind of hot in the shinning
It's drunk o'clock fattie
Tight places
Jack Nicolson starts in the shining
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Texting while crying
You're not going anywhere in that outfit
The swelling will go down eventually
Once a shoplifter, always a shoplifter
I'd do anything for Laura Ashley
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Z
Excellence is obedience
Q
Now take another one of me flexing
At Least It Doesn't Bite
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I roll like that
H
Falling Backwards
Wreck my neck
Put those between your legs and pull
It's old but someone will take it
Deep skin pearl necklace
D
I might be wrong
Giddy up
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
R
That fat bitch broke my shoe
CUSTOMER SERVICE DEPARTMENT IS NOW CLOSED
The new mall has an ice skating rink
I still like that single ladies video
I never really liked Disney World
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Even condos can crumble
Banananas
I still like that single ladies video
M
Hold the mayo
Fat man at a two top
I don't play scrabble with him, he cheats
It's going to last at least 12 hours
Tickle my peacock
Get your boobs out of my way
He looks like my friend, Brian
No matter how many times you put that on, it's not going to work
Dogs have easy lives
Regretful nightmares
Not that couch
It Won't Ever Get Old, But It Will Run Out
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Octo-man
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Reach around
Can't stop thinking about you
Still life with metro-sexual
Get out of my way, I'm going to sneeze
Knots of experience
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blowpaper
Pattern design
What are you going to do, arrest me for smoking?
I'm not going to let him know my name
W
Thats going to ruin your posture
Ya, but he can only do it two times
K
Who needs a permit
I thought you were staying for pancakes
Sit-ups are for losers
Jump squats in thongs
New golf outfits
Middle management
Your closet is huge
I
Not implants, just a little boost
This is what I would want a deserted island to be like
Kelly Kapowski should have been in Showgirls
Work shoes
Drain
Doping is not cheating, it's just another way to win
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This won't hurt at all
Against the passive wall
Are you sure this isn't too big
LAY STILL, PLAY DEAD
Enough, you mean not enough
Check out these abs
The third angel wasn't really an angel at all
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
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I heard that Jesus 3.0 is going to be the gay version
I'm going to quit soon
Someone has spoiled my dress
It took a thousand miles for me to be who I am
Chests with breasts
U
I think this used to be a sculpture
Ben Affleck As Voldemort
Puddle Hopper
I'll wait until they are done
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Elephant man regretted his color palette
It's a cool game but I'd be more into it if we could wear our own outfits
You can barrow my jeans but you have to wash them after
It's not stealing if she's dead #1
Round and round we go
I just threw-up a little in my mouth
These guns do trim
Without a red flag
S
Monument to a better future
Carousal
Stepping on toes
You can ask the dry cleaner, but i doubt it
on purpose after the accident
Cape cod teenager
BITCH KNOWS WHAT SHE WANTS
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Pattern design
Yes, I'm sure she's still looking
P
Energize your workout
Give me that necklace or I'll kill you, bitch!
You need rodeo shoes for that
Propellor feet
Houndstooth homer
She says they are original but I'm not so sure
He also golfs a great game
Hold me down
Not until we get to the other side
My face got eaten by her beauty
Tap
Fat girls have all the fun
Diamond back
Dining room mating habits
Lets table that for now
It's not stealing if she's dead #2
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O
I don't want to know her name
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