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Elephant man regretted his color palette
He looks like my friend, Brian
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Cape cod teenager
Excellence is obedience
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Falling Backwards
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I heard that Jesus 3.0 is going to be the gay version
No matter how many times you put that on, it's not going to work
Thats going to ruin your posture
blowpaper
Jump squats in thongs
It's a cool game but I'd be more into it if we could wear our own outfits
on purpose after the accident
Giddy up
You can barrow my jeans but you have to wash them after
Not implants, just a little boost
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My face got eaten by her beauty
Deep skin pearl necklace
Dogs have easy lives
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I'm not going to let him know my name
Kelly Kapowski should have been in Showgirls
Rebounding and other bad habits
Once a shoplifter, always a shoplifter
Pattern design
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Chests with breasts
The swelling will go down eventually
Even condos can crumble
Knots of experience
Against the passive wall
She says they are original but I'm not so sure
What you do with the seashell is your business
This won't hurt at all
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New golf outfits
Wreck my neck
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Tight places
It's old but someone will take it
Can't stop thinking about you
I don't want to know her name
Diamond back
Before she got beat
He was kind of hot in the shinning
Energize your workout
It's not stealing if she's dead #1
Yes, I'm sure she's still looking
LAY STILL, PLAY DEAD
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It's not stealing if she's dead #2
Mile high club
I'm going to quit soon
Stepping on toes
Pattern design
The third angel wasn't really an angel at all
Without a red flag
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Banananas
What are you going to do, arrest me for smoking?
Hold me down
Texting while crying
Put those between your legs and pull
I don't play scrabble with him, he cheats
Lets table that for now
Check out these abs
Are you sure this isn't too big
Middle management
Jack Nicolson starts in the shining
Enough, you mean not enough
Monument to a better future
The natives have cell phones
Carousal
Sit-ups are for losers
I might be wrong
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Hold the mayo
It took a thousand miles for me to be who I am
Not until we get to the other side
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Puddle Hopper
I never really liked Disney World
I still like that single ladies video
I'll wait until they are done
Work shoes
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I'd do anything for Laura Ashley
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It Won't Ever Get Old, But It Will Run Out
King-un-done
I'm saving up for a car
Round and round we go
Tickle my peacock
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Get out of my way, I'm going to sneeze
Houndstooth homer
This is what I would want a deserted island to be like
Not that couch
Drain
Regretful nightmares
I thought you were staying for pancakes
Still life with metro-sexual
You need rodeo shoes for that
Tap
These guns do trim
You can ask the dry cleaner, but i doubt it
Someone has spoiled my dress
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Doping is not cheating, it's just another way to win
I just threw-up a little in my mouth
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The new mall has an ice skating rink
Who needs a permit
I roll like that
Dining room mating habits
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You're not going anywhere in that outfit
BITCH KNOWS WHAT SHE WANTS
Janet Jackson is one thousand years old
Now take another one of me flexing
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I still like that single ladies video
It's drunk o'clock fattie
Ya, but he can only do it two times
Ben Affleck As Voldemort
Fat girls have all the fun
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It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
That fat bitch broke my shoe
Octo-man
Give me that necklace or I'll kill you, bitch!
Your closet is huge
Get your boobs out of my way
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
Show up late leave early syndrome
Fat man at a two top
At Least It Doesn't Bite
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It's going to last at least 12 hours
He also golfs a great game
Propellor feet
CUSTOMER SERVICE DEPARTMENT IS NOW CLOSED
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Reach around
I think this used to be a sculpture
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