Ryan Swanson People
Jack Nicolson starts in the shining
Fat girls have all the fun
No matter how many times you put that on, it's not going to work
It's a cool game but I'd be more into it if we could wear our own outfits
I might be wrong
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It's not stealing if she's dead #2
I still like that single ladies video
Fat man at a two top
Check out these abs
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Before she got beat
Rebounding and other bad habits
Put those between your legs and pull
I'm saving up for a car
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Thats going to ruin your posture
Drain
It Won't Ever Get Old, But It Will Run Out
Carousal
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
I think this used to be a sculpture
I don't want to know her name
It's going to last at least 12 hours
on purpose after the accident
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Get your boobs out of my way
What you do with the seashell is your business
Regretful nightmares
The new mall has an ice skating rink
Reach around
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Stepping on toes
Elephant man regretted his color palette
Hold me down
Not until we get to the other side
King-un-done
Tickle my peacock
Cape cod teenager
The natives have cell phones
It's drunk o'clock fattie
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Octo-man
Dining room mating habits
I'd do anything for Laura Ashley
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Knots of experience
Ben Affleck As Voldemort
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Energize your workout
I'm not going to let him know my name
Pattern design
I just threw-up a little in my mouth
Give me that necklace or I'll kill you, bitch!
Now take another one of me flexing
Pattern design
You can ask the dry cleaner, but i doubt it
Enough, you mean not enough
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Tap
These guns do trim
Lets table that for now
I'll wait until they are done
Kelly Kapowski should have been in Showgirls
It's old but someone will take it
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This is what I would want a deserted island to be like
Doping is not cheating, it's just another way to win
She says they are original but I'm not so sure
Once a shoplifter, always a shoplifter
Houndstooth homer
LAY STILL, PLAY DEAD
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That fat bitch broke my shoe
CUSTOMER SERVICE DEPARTMENT IS NOW CLOSED
I roll like that
The swelling will go down eventually
Sit-ups are for losers
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
Dogs have easy lives
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Hold the mayo
Diamond back
I never really liked Disney World
Monument to a better future
Middle management
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My face got eaten by her beauty
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Someone has spoiled my dress
Texting while crying
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Z
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Janet Jackson is one thousand years old
I still like that single ladies video
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Puddle Hopper
Tight places
Deep skin pearl necklace
Are you sure this isn't too big
This won't hurt at all
Can't stop thinking about you
Not implants, just a little boost
Giddy up
It's not stealing if she's dead #1
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Work shoes
He was kind of hot in the shinning
Without a red flag
Against the passive wall
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You're not going anywhere in that outfit
Even condos can crumble
Round and round we go
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BITCH KNOWS WHAT SHE WANTS
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Propellor feet
Ya, but he can only do it two times
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Yes, I'm sure she's still looking
I don't play scrabble with him, he cheats
Excellence is obedience
New golf outfits
Falling Backwards
Jump squats in thongs
Your closet is huge
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Wreck my neck
Chests with breasts
The third angel wasn't really an angel at all
You need rodeo shoes for that
It took a thousand miles for me to be who I am
I'm going to quit soon
He also golfs a great game
He looks like my friend, Brian
Still life with metro-sexual
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Show up late leave early syndrome
I heard that Jesus 3.0 is going to be the gay version
Who needs a permit
Not that couch
I thought you were staying for pancakes
What are you going to do, arrest me for smoking?
Get out of my way, I'm going to sneeze
At Least It Doesn't Bite
You can barrow my jeans but you have to wash them after
Banananas
Mile high club
blowpaper