Ryan Swanson People
Middle management
Work shoes
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Diamond back
I might be wrong
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Jack Nicolson starts in the shining
Round and round we go
These guns do trim
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It's going to last at least 12 hours
Monument to a better future
Pattern design
Hold the mayo
Tickle my peacock
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Your closet is huge
Texting while crying
Deep skin pearl necklace
BITCH KNOWS WHAT SHE WANTS
You need rodeo shoes for that
CUSTOMER SERVICE DEPARTMENT IS NOW CLOSED
I don't play scrabble with him, he cheats
Can't stop thinking about you
Are you sure this isn't too big
Enough, you mean not enough
That fat bitch broke my shoe
It took a thousand miles for me to be who I am
Chests with breasts
Y
Q
Doping is not cheating, it's just another way to win
Regretful nightmares
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King-un-done
Thats going to ruin your posture
I never really liked Disney World
New golf outfits
The new mall has an ice skating rink
He was kind of hot in the shinning
Elephant man regretted his color palette
Cape cod teenager
Mile high club
Carousal
Ben Affleck As Voldemort
What you do with the seashell is your business
Without a red flag
The swelling will go down eventually
This won't hurt at all
Jump squats in thongs
Before she got beat
Banananas
Tap
Propellor feet
You can barrow my jeans but you have to wash them after
Wreck my neck
This is what I would want a deserted island to be like
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Giddy up
Get out of my way, I'm going to sneeze
I just threw-up a little in my mouth
Puddle Hopper
Knots of experience
Excellence is obedience
Octo-man
I thought you were staying for pancakes
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Stepping on toes
It's not stealing if she's dead #1
I heard that Jesus 3.0 is going to be the gay version
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Pattern design
It's a cool game but I'd be more into it if we could wear our own outfits
I'm not going to let him know my name
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
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Sit-ups are for losers
He looks like my friend, Brian
You're not going anywhere in that outfit
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It's drunk o'clock fattie
Who needs a permit
The third angel wasn't really an angel at all
Not until we get to the other side
Reach around
I'm going to quit soon
Drain
Hold me down
At Least It Doesn't Bite
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Still life with metro-sexual
Put those between your legs and pull
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Once a shoplifter, always a shoplifter
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blowpaper
It's not stealing if she's dead #2
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I'll wait until they are done
Houndstooth homer
Tight places
It's old but someone will take it
Fat man at a two top
Janet Jackson is one thousand years old
Not implants, just a little boost
Fat girls have all the fun
on purpose after the accident
I still like that single ladies video
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Check out these abs
Even condos can crumble
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No matter how many times you put that on, it's not going to work
I'm saving up for a car
Energize your workout
It Won't Ever Get Old, But It Will Run Out
Give me that necklace or I'll kill you, bitch!
Someone has spoiled my dress
Falling Backwards
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
Dining room mating habits
I don't want to know her name
Kelly Kapowski should have been in Showgirls
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I still like that single ladies video
I roll like that
I'd do anything for Laura Ashley
LAY STILL, PLAY DEAD
Get your boobs out of my way
Now take another one of me flexing
My face got eaten by her beauty
Lets table that for now
Show up late leave early syndrome
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Dogs have easy lives
You can ask the dry cleaner, but i doubt it
She says they are original but I'm not so sure
The natives have cell phones
He also golfs a great game
Ya, but he can only do it two times
Yes, I'm sure she's still looking
Not that couch
What are you going to do, arrest me for smoking?
Rebounding and other bad habits
Against the passive wall
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I think this used to be a sculpture
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