Ryan Swanson People
I don't play scrabble with him, he cheats
I'm not going to let him know my name
He looks like my friend, Brian
Not that couch
I roll like that
I'll wait until they are done
I'm saving up for a car
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
Middle management
Put those between your legs and pull
Knots of experience
Ben Affleck As Voldemort
Puddle Hopper
Tickle my peacock
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Hold the mayo
Dining room mating habits
Rebounding and other bad habits
Even condos can crumble
Not until we get to the other side
Get your boobs out of my way
You need rodeo shoes for that
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That fat bitch broke my shoe
Elephant man regretted his color palette
At Least It Doesn't Bite
I still like that single ladies video
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Propellor feet
Pattern design
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Round and round we go
Someone has spoiled my dress
Deep skin pearl necklace
What are you going to do, arrest me for smoking?
Energize your workout
The swelling will go down eventually
This is what I would want a deserted island to be like
I just threw-up a little in my mouth
Cape cod teenager
I still like that single ladies video
You're not going anywhere in that outfit
The third angel wasn't really an angel at all
You can barrow my jeans but you have to wash them after
Before she got beat
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Your closet is huge
Can't stop thinking about you
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Show up late leave early syndrome
I'm going to quit soon
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New golf outfits
Falling Backwards
It's not stealing if she's dead #2
She says they are original but I'm not so sure
It's drunk o'clock fattie
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Against the passive wall
Reach around
Excellence is obedience
Kelly Kapowski should have been in Showgirls
It's going to last at least 12 hours
I think this used to be a sculpture
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O
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Once a shoplifter, always a shoplifter
It Won't Ever Get Old, But It Will Run Out
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BITCH KNOWS WHAT SHE WANTS
Carousal
Octo-man
I thought you were staying for pancakes
Janet Jackson is one thousand years old
LAY STILL, PLAY DEAD
CUSTOMER SERVICE DEPARTMENT IS NOW CLOSED
Fat man at a two top
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Diamond back
Not implants, just a little boost
Jump squats in thongs
I heard that Jesus 3.0 is going to be the gay version
on purpose after the accident
Yes, I'm sure she's still looking
Work shoes
Drain
It's not stealing if she's dead #1
Without a red flag
Tight places
I
Monument to a better future
He was kind of hot in the shinning
Jack Nicolson starts in the shining
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It's old but someone will take it
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Wreck my neck
Thats going to ruin your posture
Lets table that for now
Give me that necklace or I'll kill you, bitch!
Stepping on toes
Pattern design
Who needs a permit
Houndstooth homer
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I'd do anything for Laura Ashley
Hold me down
Now take another one of me flexing
I don't want to know her name
King-un-done
This won't hurt at all
Giddy up
It took a thousand miles for me to be who I am
What you do with the seashell is your business
Are you sure this isn't too big
Check out these abs
Regretful nightmares
I might be wrong
Chests with breasts
Tap
The new mall has an ice skating rink
Still life with metro-sexual
Ya, but he can only do it two times
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
Get out of my way, I'm going to sneeze
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Texting while crying
Dogs have easy lives
The natives have cell phones
Enough, you mean not enough
I never really liked Disney World
No matter how many times you put that on, it's not going to work
blowpaper
It's a cool game but I'd be more into it if we could wear our own outfits
Mile high club
Fat girls have all the fun
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These guns do trim
My face got eaten by her beauty
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You can ask the dry cleaner, but i doubt it
Sit-ups are for losers
Doping is not cheating, it's just another way to win
He also golfs a great game
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Banananas