Ryan Swanson People
B
Hold the mayo
Banananas
Rebounding and other bad habits
Enough, you mean not enough
Ben Affleck As Voldemort
It took a thousand miles for me to be who I am
He looks like my friend, Brian
Fat man at a two top
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W
You need rodeo shoes for that
That fat bitch broke my shoe
Get your boobs out of my way
It's not stealing if she's dead #1
I'm going to quit soon
Stepping on toes
Put those between your legs and pull
Y
Monument to a better future
Reach around
Can't stop thinking about you
It's a cool game but I'd be more into it if we could wear our own outfits
S
Yes, I'm sure she's still looking
Mile high club
Tight places
This won't hurt at all
It's not stealing if she's dead #2
Sit-ups are for losers
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
My face got eaten by her beauty
Fat girls have all the fun
Kelly Kapowski should have been in Showgirls
N
Not implants, just a little boost
King-un-done
BITCH KNOWS WHAT SHE WANTS
The third angel wasn't really an angel at all
O
Hold me down
I'd do anything for Laura Ashley
Regretful nightmares
Chests with breasts
Giddy up
It's drunk o'clock fattie
Thats going to ruin your posture
This is what I would want a deserted island to be like
It's old but someone will take it
Middle management
Jump squats in thongs
Propellor feet
Cape cod teenager
You can barrow my jeans but you have to wash them after
Drain
I
I still like that single ladies video
Diamond back
The new mall has an ice skating rink
blowpaper
Not that couch
The swelling will go down eventually
I still like that single ladies video
You're not going anywhere in that outfit
Tap
Work shoes
I'll wait until they are done
E
Deep skin pearl necklace
He was kind of hot in the shinning
CUSTOMER SERVICE DEPARTMENT IS NOW CLOSED
Carousal
on purpose after the accident
I don't want to know her name
Once a shoplifter, always a shoplifter
Round and round we go
Knots of experience
Who needs a permit
Q
C
U
Without a red flag
Get out of my way, I'm going to sneeze
New golf outfits
He also golfs a great game
Give me that necklace or I'll kill you, bitch!
J
Dining room mating habits
Energize your workout
Dogs have easy lives
Octo-man
T
Pattern design
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
Show up late leave early syndrome
M
Before she got beat
Excellence is obedience
L
Z
Someone has spoiled my dress
I'm saving up for a car
Check out these abs
I think this used to be a sculpture
P
Against the passive wall
X
G
Pattern design
I never really liked Disney World
Wreck my neck
Tickle my peacock
I just threw-up a little in my mouth
Janet Jackson is one thousand years old
Ya, but he can only do it two times
Jack Nicolson starts in the shining
Houndstooth homer
R
It's going to last at least 12 hours
She says they are original but I'm not so sure
Lets table that for now
It Won't Ever Get Old, But It Will Run Out
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F
I roll like that
No matter how many times you put that on, it's not going to work
The natives have cell phones
D
Not until we get to the other side
Are you sure this isn't too big
Doping is not cheating, it's just another way to win
I heard that Jesus 3.0 is going to be the gay version
What you do with the seashell is your business
Puddle Hopper
K
I'm not going to let him know my name
Texting while crying
Elephant man regretted his color palette
What are you going to do, arrest me for smoking?
Still life with metro-sexual
I don't play scrabble with him, he cheats
You can ask the dry cleaner, but i doubt it
Falling Backwards
At Least It Doesn't Bite
V
Even condos can crumble
These guns do trim
LAY STILL, PLAY DEAD
Now take another one of me flexing
I might be wrong
Your closet is huge
I thought you were staying for pancakes