Ryan Swanson People
I just threw-up a little in my mouth
It's going to last at least 12 hours
P
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Z
Check out these abs
Middle management
I'm saving up for a car
What are you going to do, arrest me for smoking?
G
The swelling will go down eventually
You can barrow my jeans but you have to wash them after
Can't stop thinking about you
CUSTOMER SERVICE DEPARTMENT IS NOW CLOSED
Against the passive wall
B
O
Give me that necklace or I'll kill you, bitch!
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
Tight places
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
Ya, but he can only do it two times
I'll wait until they are done
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T
Rebounding and other bad habits
Stepping on toes
R
I don't play scrabble with him, he cheats
It took a thousand miles for me to be who I am
Jump squats in thongs
K
Regretful nightmares
It's drunk o'clock fattie
New golf outfits
King-un-done
Lets table that for now
F
LAY STILL, PLAY DEAD
Round and round we go
Pattern design
It's not stealing if she's dead #1
It's old but someone will take it
Tickle my peacock
L
Hold me down
J
BITCH KNOWS WHAT SHE WANTS
I'm not going to let him know my name
Hold the mayo
I think this used to be a sculpture
I thought you were staying for pancakes
Puddle Hopper
Tap
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W
Without a red flag
Put those between your legs and pull
He also golfs a great game
Y
Kelly Kapowski should have been in Showgirls
I still like that single ladies video
It's not stealing if she's dead #2
S
Doping is not cheating, it's just another way to win
It's a cool game but I'd be more into it if we could wear our own outfits
E
Now take another one of me flexing
Chests with breasts
Texting while crying
Falling Backwards
The natives have cell phones
She says they are original but I'm not so sure
I heard that Jesus 3.0 is going to be the gay version
Diamond back
Someone has spoiled my dress
Giddy up
Energize your workout
Thats going to ruin your posture
He looks like my friend, Brian
Yes, I'm sure she's still looking
Jack Nicolson starts in the shining
Ben Affleck As Voldemort
It Won't Ever Get Old, But It Will Run Out
You can ask the dry cleaner, but i doubt it
Fat man at a two top
No matter how many times you put that on, it's not going to work
Get out of my way, I'm going to sneeze
Still life with metro-sexual
Not until we get to the other side
I'm going to quit soon
V
I still like that single ladies video
My face got eaten by her beauty
Knots of experience
M
Carousal
Who needs a permit
Show up late leave early syndrome
C
Before she got beat
Once a shoplifter, always a shoplifter
H
These guns do trim
Mile high club
Not implants, just a little boost
Banananas
The new mall has an ice skating rink
Dogs have easy lives
Not that couch
Drain
Houndstooth homer
Cape cod teenager
Octo-man
The third angel wasn't really an angel at all
This is what I would want a deserted island to be like
Elephant man regretted his color palette
This won't hurt at all
Wreck my neck
Are you sure this isn't too big
Even condos can crumble
Enough, you mean not enough
You need rodeo shoes for that
Propellor feet
U
Sit-ups are for losers
Reach around
That fat bitch broke my shoe
He was kind of hot in the shinning
X
I don't want to know her name
What you do with the seashell is your business
blowpaper
D
on purpose after the accident
Q
Janet Jackson is one thousand years old
Fat girls have all the fun
Your closet is huge
I'd do anything for Laura Ashley
I never really liked Disney World
Work shoes
At Least It Doesn't Bite
You're not going anywhere in that outfit
I roll like that
I might be wrong
Monument to a better future
Excellence is obedience
Deep skin pearl necklace
Get your boobs out of my way
Dining room mating habits
Pattern design