Ryan Swanson People
Give me that necklace or I'll kill you, bitch!
Jack Nicolson starts in the shining
Now take another one of me flexing
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That fat bitch broke my shoe
Dining room mating habits
Round and round we go
I just threw-up a little in my mouth
You can ask the dry cleaner, but i doubt it
You can barrow my jeans but you have to wash them after
Tight places
Stepping on toes
Excellence is obedience
He also golfs a great game
Ya, but he can only do it two times
Wreck my neck
BITCH KNOWS WHAT SHE WANTS
Thats going to ruin your posture
Texting while crying
You're not going anywhere in that outfit
Knots of experience
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It Won't Ever Get Old, But It Will Run Out
Doping is not cheating, it's just another way to win
Drain
Not that couch
Monument to a better future
Elephant man regretted his color palette
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Pattern design
Reach around
Your closet is huge
Put those between your legs and pull
Propellor feet
I don't want to know her name
Energize your workout
It's drunk o'clock fattie
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Dogs have easy lives
It's going to last at least 12 hours
Banananas
Hold me down
He looks like my friend, Brian
Carousal
What you do with the seashell is your business
Diamond back
Still life with metro-sexual
At Least It Doesn't Bite
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I'm going to quit soon
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
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King-un-done
Yes, I'm sure she's still looking
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She says they are original but I'm not so sure
The third angel wasn't really an angel at all
on purpose after the accident
Check out these abs
This won't hurt at all
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I think this used to be a sculpture
I never really liked Disney World
Pattern design
Cape cod teenager
Tap
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New golf outfits
Houndstooth homer
Puddle Hopper
Can't stop thinking about you
The new mall has an ice skating rink
Giddy up
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Without a red flag
Get your boobs out of my way
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Jump squats in thongs
Even condos can crumble
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Are you sure this isn't too big
The swelling will go down eventually
It's old but someone will take it
Not implants, just a little boost
You need rodeo shoes for that
Rebounding and other bad habits
I thought you were staying for pancakes
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Lets table that for now
It's not stealing if she's dead #1
LAY STILL, PLAY DEAD
I don't play scrabble with him, he cheats
Regretful nightmares
I might be wrong
Middle management
He was kind of hot in the shinning
Not until we get to the other side
The natives have cell phones
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Show up late leave early syndrome
It's a cool game but I'd be more into it if we could wear our own outfits
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Against the passive wall
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Someone has spoiled my dress
Before she got beat
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My face got eaten by her beauty
I heard that Jesus 3.0 is going to be the gay version
CUSTOMER SERVICE DEPARTMENT IS NOW CLOSED
Enough, you mean not enough
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Fat man at a two top
I still like that single ladies video
Kelly Kapowski should have been in Showgirls
It took a thousand miles for me to be who I am
It's not stealing if she's dead #2
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Deep skin pearl necklace
These guns do trim
Tickle my peacock
I roll like that
I'd do anything for Laura Ashley
I still like that single ladies video
I'm not going to let him know my name
Ben Affleck As Voldemort
Sit-ups are for losers
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Falling Backwards
Who needs a permit
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Mile high club
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Janet Jackson is one thousand years old
Get out of my way, I'm going to sneeze
What are you going to do, arrest me for smoking?
Fat girls have all the fun
No matter how many times you put that on, it's not going to work
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
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I'm saving up for a car
I'll wait until they are done
Work shoes
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Chests with breasts
blowpaper
Octo-man
This is what I would want a deserted island to be like
Hold the mayo
Once a shoplifter, always a shoplifter