Ryan Swanson People
BITCH KNOWS WHAT SHE WANTS
What are you going to do, arrest me for smoking?
Put those between your legs and pull
Thats going to ruin your posture
I just threw-up a little in my mouth
Doping is not cheating, it's just another way to win
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Janet Jackson is one thousand years old
It's old but someone will take it
Mile high club
I think this used to be a sculpture
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Knots of experience
Not until we get to the other side
Still life with metro-sexual
Banananas
Ya, but he can only do it two times
You can ask the dry cleaner, but i doubt it
LAY STILL, PLAY DEAD
Monument to a better future
Jack Nicolson starts in the shining
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Tap
Fat man at a two top
I roll like that
It's going to last at least 12 hours
The third angel wasn't really an angel at all
I'd do anything for Laura Ashley
Show up late leave early syndrome
Wreck my neck
Puddle Hopper
Now take another one of me flexing
She says they are original but I'm not so sure
You can barrow my jeans but you have to wash them after
I still like that single ladies video
Texting while crying
Who needs a permit
Jump squats in thongs
Hold me down
I still like that single ladies video
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Pattern design
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The swelling will go down eventually
Yes, I'm sure she's still looking
Deep skin pearl necklace
You need rodeo shoes for that
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Diamond back
I heard that Jesus 3.0 is going to be the gay version
Enough, you mean not enough
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Middle management
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Someone has spoiled my dress
Round and round we go
The natives have cell phones
Reach around
My face got eaten by her beauty
Before she got beat
Propellor feet
Chests with breasts
That fat bitch broke my shoe
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Once a shoplifter, always a shoplifter
Fat girls have all the fun
CUSTOMER SERVICE DEPARTMENT IS NOW CLOSED
I might be wrong
Rebounding and other bad habits
It Won't Ever Get Old, But It Will Run Out
I never really liked Disney World
Octo-man
Your closet is huge
Give me that necklace or I'll kill you, bitch!
Tickle my peacock
Pattern design
Can't stop thinking about you
I don't want to know her name
I'm saving up for a car
Hold the mayo
Not that couch
Excellence is obedience
I'm going to quit soon
Get out of my way, I'm going to sneeze
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Not implants, just a little boost
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It's not stealing if she's dead #2
Sit-ups are for losers
Work shoes
Lets table that for now
Carousal
Dining room mating habits
Regretful nightmares
What you do with the seashell is your business
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
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He looks like my friend, Brian
Check out these abs
Energize your workout
Giddy up
I'll wait until they are done
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The new mall has an ice skating rink
I don't play scrabble with him, he cheats
Against the passive wall
It's a cool game but I'd be more into it if we could wear our own outfits
Kelly Kapowski should have been in Showgirls
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
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Get your boobs out of my way
Cape cod teenager
King-un-done
No matter how many times you put that on, it's not going to work
Are you sure this isn't too big
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Dogs have easy lives
New golf outfits
I'm not going to let him know my name
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This is what I would want a deserted island to be like
It took a thousand miles for me to be who I am
Elephant man regretted his color palette
This won't hurt at all
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At Least It Doesn't Bite
It's not stealing if she's dead #1
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on purpose after the accident
Tight places
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blowpaper
You're not going anywhere in that outfit
Without a red flag
These guns do trim
Falling Backwards
Stepping on toes
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Even condos can crumble
He was kind of hot in the shinning
He also golfs a great game
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Drain
Ben Affleck As Voldemort
Houndstooth homer
It's drunk o'clock fattie
I thought you were staying for pancakes
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