Ryan Swanson People
Jack Nicolson starts in the shining
You're not going anywhere in that outfit
My face got eaten by her beauty
Sit-ups are for losers
I'm not going to let him know my name
He looks like my friend, Brian
CUSTOMER SERVICE DEPARTMENT IS NOW CLOSED
Knots of experience
I roll like that
Mile high club
Before she got beat
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Without a red flag
Fat man at a two top
Thats going to ruin your posture
This won't hurt at all
The new mall has an ice skating rink
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Get your boobs out of my way
You can ask the dry cleaner, but i doubt it
Diamond back
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Doping is not cheating, it's just another way to win
Houndstooth homer
Dogs have easy lives
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I never really liked Disney World
It's old but someone will take it
I'm going to quit soon
BITCH KNOWS WHAT SHE WANTS
It's going to last at least 12 hours
I might be wrong
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
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Carousal
Tight places
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Propellor feet
Can't stop thinking about you
LAY STILL, PLAY DEAD
Still life with metro-sexual
I'll wait until they are done
Enough, you mean not enough
Give me that necklace or I'll kill you, bitch!
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Janet Jackson is one thousand years old
It's not stealing if she's dead #2
I still like that single ladies video
Hold the mayo
Excellence is obedience
Deep skin pearl necklace
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I thought you were staying for pancakes
At Least It Doesn't Bite
Even condos can crumble
He also golfs a great game
Energize your workout
Check out these abs
Now take another one of me flexing
Show up late leave early syndrome
I don't play scrabble with him, he cheats
Puddle Hopper
Elephant man regretted his color palette
It took a thousand miles for me to be who I am
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This is what I would want a deserted island to be like
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
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No matter how many times you put that on, it's not going to work
You need rodeo shoes for that
Pattern design
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Middle management
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Cape cod teenager
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on purpose after the accident
I think this used to be a sculpture
Who needs a permit
I heard that Jesus 3.0 is going to be the gay version
Kelly Kapowski should have been in Showgirls
I don't want to know her name
Drain
It's not stealing if she's dead #1
What are you going to do, arrest me for smoking?
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Work shoes
It Won't Ever Get Old, But It Will Run Out
Jump squats in thongs
Banananas
Someone has spoiled my dress
Pattern design
Falling Backwards
I'm saving up for a car
Stepping on toes
That fat bitch broke my shoe
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Your closet is huge
I'd do anything for Laura Ashley
Not that couch
New golf outfits
Round and round we go
Chests with breasts
Put those between your legs and pull
Ben Affleck As Voldemort
Are you sure this isn't too big
Hold me down
She says they are original but I'm not so sure
Giddy up
Tap
Regretful nightmares
Monument to a better future
I still like that single ladies video
Octo-man
He was kind of hot in the shinning
Lets table that for now
Once a shoplifter, always a shoplifter
It's drunk o'clock fattie
Reach around
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Wreck my neck
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blowpaper
It's a cool game but I'd be more into it if we could wear our own outfits
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Fat girls have all the fun
Rebounding and other bad habits
Dining room mating habits
The third angel wasn't really an angel at all
Ya, but he can only do it two times
Against the passive wall
King-un-done
Not until we get to the other side
The natives have cell phones
I just threw-up a little in my mouth
Get out of my way, I'm going to sneeze
These guns do trim
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Texting while crying
Not implants, just a little boost
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Tickle my peacock
You can barrow my jeans but you have to wash them after
What you do with the seashell is your business
The swelling will go down eventually
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Yes, I'm sure she's still looking