Ryan Swanson People
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Jack Nicolson starts in the shining
You need rodeo shoes for that
Hold me down
It's going to last at least 12 hours
No matter how many times you put that on, it's not going to work
Dining room mating habits
Diamond back
Texting while crying
Lets table that for now
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The new mall has an ice skating rink
The swelling will go down eventually
Dogs have easy lives
Carousal
Tickle my peacock
These guns do trim
Tight places
Doping is not cheating, it's just another way to win
It Won't Ever Get Old, But It Will Run Out
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Rebounding and other bad habits
I'm going to quit soon
Still life with metro-sexual
Ya, but he can only do it two times
Jump squats in thongs
Sit-ups are for losers
Giddy up
You can ask the dry cleaner, but i doubt it
You're not going anywhere in that outfit
Fat girls have all the fun
I don't play scrabble with him, he cheats
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Not implants, just a little boost
She says they are original but I'm not so sure
Regretful nightmares
The third angel wasn't really an angel at all
Once a shoplifter, always a shoplifter
I heard that Jesus 3.0 is going to be the gay version
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on purpose after the accident
Monument to a better future
I roll like that
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
New golf outfits
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Wreck my neck
Who needs a permit
This is what I would want a deserted island to be like
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Even condos can crumble
Enough, you mean not enough
Get out of my way, I'm going to sneeze
Are you sure this isn't too big
At Least It Doesn't Bite
Kelly Kapowski should have been in Showgirls
Puddle Hopper
Work shoes
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Excellence is obedience
Propellor feet
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Elephant man regretted his color palette
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T
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Your closet is huge
I don't want to know her name
Houndstooth homer
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Energize your workout
I thought you were staying for pancakes
I'm saving up for a car
Pattern design
Get your boobs out of my way
I never really liked Disney World
The natives have cell phones
Hold the mayo
Against the passive wall
Before she got beat
It's a cool game but I'd be more into it if we could wear our own outfits
BITCH KNOWS WHAT SHE WANTS
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I'm not going to let him know my name
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Now take another one of me flexing
Octo-man
Banananas
My face got eaten by her beauty
It took a thousand miles for me to be who I am
What are you going to do, arrest me for smoking?
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Knots of experience
Mile high club
Chests with breasts
That fat bitch broke my shoe
Someone has spoiled my dress
Middle management
Can't stop thinking about you
He looks like my friend, Brian
King-un-done
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This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
Janet Jackson is one thousand years old
Not until we get to the other side
Without a red flag
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I just threw-up a little in my mouth
You can barrow my jeans but you have to wash them after
Fat man at a two top
I might be wrong
blowpaper
Round and round we go
Deep skin pearl necklace
I'd do anything for Laura Ashley
I'll wait until they are done
Not that couch
I still like that single ladies video
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Check out these abs
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Thats going to ruin your posture
This won't hurt at all
Stepping on toes
LAY STILL, PLAY DEAD
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Cape cod teenager
Give me that necklace or I'll kill you, bitch!
Ben Affleck As Voldemort
Show up late leave early syndrome
It's drunk o'clock fattie
It's old but someone will take it
He was kind of hot in the shinning
It's not stealing if she's dead #2
I still like that single ladies video
Tap
Yes, I'm sure she's still looking
It's not stealing if she's dead #1
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Drain
Reach around
What you do with the seashell is your business
I think this used to be a sculpture
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Falling Backwards
CUSTOMER SERVICE DEPARTMENT IS NOW CLOSED
Put those between your legs and pull
Pattern design
He also golfs a great game