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The Miami Housewife
A classical nightmare
This Is What I Think Miami Looks Like
Let me tell you a secret
I roll like that
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Jack Nicolson starts in the shining
Houndstooth homer
Bed Heads
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The land of loud
I'm not going to let him know my name
Monument to a better future
Beach house
Dogs have easy lives
Beach sex only works in movies
It took a thousand miles for me to be who I am
Falling Backwards
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From tomorrow he comes
Wreck my neck
August twelfth
on purpose after the accident
Beheaded, just like her father...
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No matter how many times you put that on, it's not going to work
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Trumpet Balls
I think she put it in her purse
It's going to last at least 12 hours
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I just threw-up a little in my mouth
Stay in the fence
Too bad you can't pay your bills in idealism
Snozzberry
Glass ceilings and all
It's always been about you
Tickle my peacock
Excellence is obedience
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Polka-what
Miami
Social climber
First in, first out
Tug of war
Style monster
Bed Hopping
It's old but someone will take it
Style Monster
Still life with metro-sexual
Regretful nightmares
January 26
Mile high club
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Unfinished Lexicon
Grandma those are some sharp teeth
Janet Jackson is one thousand years old
Tug of War
Put some deodorant on that
Monster
Show up late leave early syndrome
Diamond back
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
It's not you it's me
Big Brother
The hunter
Uncle Sam says so
Shingles on the museum
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Can't complain about dinner
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LA in the 80s
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No ones gonna find out
Tender St
New golf outfits
Hold me down
April is riding season
Pretty Assholes
Bad habits die hard
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
Even condos can crumble
King-un-done
Their clothes never fit
First in, first out
Get those dogs out of here or I'm going to scream
Got what you needed
The third angel wasn't really an angel at all
Ya, but he can only do it two times
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Never loose your grip
Hipster hallucinations hot hangovers
Hipster hallucinations hot hangovers
Praise his wicked ways
Banananas
Give me that necklace or I'll kill you, bitch!
Get off the couch
Does this make me look fat?
Dead of night, black as rain
New American billboard
I still like that single ladies video
I still like that single ladies video
Something better, something longer
She left me in the woods when I couldn't think of anything to say
Whats done is done
march first
Ben Affleck As Voldemort
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Central Administration
Drain
Too drunk to dance
Like her grandmothers house
I heard that Jesus 3.0 is going to be the gay version
Get your boobs out of my way
Linear bends
It's neo-po-post traditional
January 27th
Praise his wicked ways
Not that couch
The Decision Maker
I thought you were staying for pancakes
Medusa
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He also golfs a great game
Diamond dropper
This is what I think Miami looks like
Chocolate factory
Thats not going to fit in there
Bridges will part for the right thighs
Tired Clown #1
It's not stealing if she's dead #1
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Fourth time at camp
Modern plant formations
Proposed Mural
In case of emergency use liposuction
Texting while crying
Glass ceilings and all
I never really liked Disney World
The land of loud
Tired Clown #1
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Locked up, inside up
My face got eaten by her beauty
This is what I would want a deserted island to be like
Thats going to ruin your posture
It's not stealing if she's dead #2
You're not going anywhere in that outfit
The hunter
Zach Morris
Tired Clown #2
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Got what you needed
Their clothes never fit
Tired Clown #2
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Knock out
Clean-up the bathroom
First in, first out
Glitter thighs
I don't want to know her name
You can barrow my jeans but you have to wash them after
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You can ask the dry cleaner, but i doubt it
July twenty-seventh
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