Ryan Swanson Gray
Regretful nightmares
I'm not going to let him know my name
I don't want to know her name
He looks like my friend, Brian
trapeze terrorist
Work shoes
Style Monster
Too bad you can't pay your bills in idealism
Knots of experience
Once a shoplifter, always a shoplifter
Get those dogs out of here or I'm going to scream
That fat bitch broke my shoe
Ok, I'm done now
Glitter thighs
Octo-man
Workspace
It's going to last at least 12 hours
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Without a red flag
Rip tide at antiques road show
No matter how many times you put that on, it's not going to work
A pillar of ingenuity
Wonky-donk
BY TOMORROW THERE WILL BE TWO
She left me in the woods when I couldn't think of anything to say
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Tender St
WE’LL GO THERE AFTER THE MALL
I still like that single ladies video
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Just mash it down
Middle management
The new mall has an ice skating rink
Puddle Hopper
on purpose after the accident
It's wrong but so thrilling
Not implants, just a little boost
Clean-up the bathroom
I'd do anything to get her necklace
Wreck my neck
Beach sex only works in movies
Stegosaurus hooker
Now take another one of me flexing
Kiss me not
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CUSTOMER SERVICE DEPARTMENT IS NOW CLOSED
I'll wait until they are done
It's drunk o'clock fattie
Stegosaurus hooker at work
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Bad habits die hard
Monument to a better future
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A GOOD HAIRCUT CAN BE HARD TO COME BY IN THIS ECONOMY
Too drunk to dance
I'd like to buy a bird bath
THE WHITE ONE REALLY SAYS SOMETHING ABOUT WHO WE ARE
It's old but someone will take it
The man without qualities
In case of emergency use liposuction