Ryan Swanson Gray
Glitter thighs
Wonky-donk
In case of emergency use liposuction
Knots of experience
Monument to a better future
Too drunk to dance
It's old but someone will take it
I'd like to buy a bird bath
Too bad you can't pay your bills in idealism
Ok, I'm done now
It's wrong but so thrilling
Middle management
It's drunk o'clock fattie
Octo-man
Wreck my neck
I still like that single ladies video
on purpose after the accident
Style Monster
I'm not going to let him know my name
Without a red flag
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A pillar of ingenuity
Clean-up the bathroom
She left me in the woods when I couldn't think of anything to say
The man without qualities
He looks like my friend, Brian
I don't want to know her name
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Just mash it down
Regretful nightmares
Stegosaurus hooker
Rip tide at antiques road show
WE’LL GO THERE AFTER THE MALL
Tender St
A GOOD HAIRCUT CAN BE HARD TO COME BY IN THIS ECONOMY
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Not implants, just a little boost
Work shoes
Get those dogs out of here or I'm going to scream
Once a shoplifter, always a shoplifter
Now take another one of me flexing
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BY TOMORROW THERE WILL BE TWO
Stegosaurus hooker at work
Workspace
CUSTOMER SERVICE DEPARTMENT IS NOW CLOSED
No matter how many times you put that on, it's not going to work
I'd do anything to get her necklace
It's going to last at least 12 hours
Kiss me not
Puddle Hopper
The new mall has an ice skating rink
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Beach sex only works in movies
I'll wait until they are done
THE WHITE ONE REALLY SAYS SOMETHING ABOUT WHO WE ARE
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That fat bitch broke my shoe
trapeze terrorist
Bad habits die hard