Ryan Swanson Gray
Beach sex only works in movies
CUSTOMER SERVICE DEPARTMENT IS NOW CLOSED
Not implants, just a little boost
Just mash it down
It's going to last at least 12 hours
I still like that single ladies video
A GOOD HAIRCUT CAN BE HARD TO COME BY IN THIS ECONOMY
Octo-man
Clean-up the bathroom
Knots of experience
Style Monster
I'm not going to let him know my name
Monument to a better future
Too bad you can't pay your bills in idealism
Regretful nightmares
Now take another one of me flexing
The man without qualities
Bad habits die hard
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BY TOMORROW THERE WILL BE TWO
She left me in the woods when I couldn't think of anything to say
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I'd like to buy a bird bath
I'll wait until they are done
It's wrong but so thrilling
Without a red flag
Stegosaurus hooker
Stegosaurus hooker at work
Once a shoplifter, always a shoplifter
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Workspace
Kiss me not
No matter how many times you put that on, it's not going to work
Get those dogs out of here or I'm going to scream
I don't want to know her name
I'd do anything to get her necklace
Ok, I'm done now
Wreck my neck
In case of emergency use liposuction
That fat bitch broke my shoe
Rip tide at antiques road show
Wonky-donk
Middle management
trapeze terrorist
on purpose after the accident
A pillar of ingenuity
WE’LL GO THERE AFTER THE MALL
Glitter thighs
THE WHITE ONE REALLY SAYS SOMETHING ABOUT WHO WE ARE
It's old but someone will take it
He looks like my friend, Brian
Work shoes
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It's drunk o'clock fattie
The new mall has an ice skating rink
Too drunk to dance
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Puddle Hopper
Tender St