Ryan Swanson

2010

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Rip tide at antiques road show
I never really liked Disney World
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Show up late leave early syndrome
It's old but someone will take it
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Split from the survivors
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Snozzberry
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New American billboard
Beach sex only works in movies
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Can't complain about dinner
Get off the couch
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Medusa
We should go to St. Barts again
Grandma those are some sharp teeth
Get those dogs out of here or I'm going to scream
Just mash it down
Pretty Assholes
Kiss me not
1940s hairstyles make me feel safe
You can ask the dry cleaner, but i doubt it
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King-un-done
Before she got beat
That kind of looks like balls
The fat twin always get jealous
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Poor mans logo
Teardrops and sand
Get out of my way, I'm going to sneeze
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It's neo-po-post traditional
Tender St
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Who needs a permit
In one end, out the other
That hole will heal in no time
Retired Batman
Janet Jackson is one thousand years old
I'll wait until they are done
Dining room mating habits
She left me in the woods when I couldn't think of anything to say
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Dogs have easy lives
Who needs sisters
I think this used to be a sculpture
Puddle Hopper
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In case of emergency use liposuction
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