Ryan Swanson 2010
Get off the couch
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She left me in the woods when I couldn't think of anything to say
Snozzberry
Puddle Hopper
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Show up late leave early syndrome
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Can't complain about dinner
Before she got beat
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Dogs have easy lives
Janet Jackson is one thousand years old
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New American billboard
Retired Batman
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Get out of my way, I'm going to sneeze
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1940s hairstyles make me feel safe
King-un-done
I think this used to be a sculpture
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Split from the survivors
Who needs a permit
Rip tide at antiques road show
Who needs sisters
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Kiss me not
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Grandma those are some sharp teeth
Pretty Assholes
You can ask the dry cleaner, but i doubt it
In case of emergency use liposuction
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Beach sex only works in movies
Poor mans logo
I never really liked Disney World
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That hole will heal in no time
We should go to St. Barts again
It's old but someone will take it
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Tender St
Get those dogs out of here or I'm going to scream
That kind of looks like balls
Teardrops and sand
I'll wait until they are done
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The fat twin always get jealous
Dining room mating habits
Just mash it down
It's neo-po-post traditional
Medusa
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Tap
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In one end, out the other