Ryan Swanson Collage
A monument to unused ideas
A GOOD HAIRCUT CAN BE HARD TO COME BY IN THIS ECONOMY
1940s hairstyles make me feel safe
Does this make me look fat?
Too bad you can't pay your bills in idealism
He was kind of hot in the shinning
And now we move
LAY STILL, PLAY DEAD
I don't play scrabble with him, he cheats
Split from the survivors
Falling Backwards
Tight places
Who needs sisters
The swelling will go down eventually
The third angel wasn't really an angel at all
Have one for the marlboro man
I have no use for the letter
Yes, I'm sure she's still looking
Can't stop thinking about you
It's drunk o'clock fattie
I'm saving up for a car
Reach around
He also golfs a great game
Even the Loch Ness Monster got dumped by his girlfriend
I'm going to quit soon
I just threw-up a little in my mouth
A pillar of ingenuity
Squish, dash and dart
The natives have cell phones
Central Administration
Elephant man regretted his color palette
Enough, you mean not enough
Puddle Hopper
This won't hurt at all
You can barrow my jeans but you have to wash them after
Thats not going to fit in there
Kiss me not
I thought you were staying for pancakes
Congratulations, your arranged marriage has been placed on hold
Bad habits die hard
Texting while crying
It's not stealing if she's dead #2
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
It's old but someone will take it
I think it's a door jam
I still like that single ladies video
Dining room mating habits
Houndstooth homer
You're not going anywhere in that outfit
Tickle my peacock
Doping is not cheating, it's just another way to win
Get your boobs out of my way
Thats going to ruin your posture
Not implants, just a little boost
Put those between your legs and pull
Medusa
Bridges will part for the right thighs
Workspace
Ben Affleck As Voldemort
Add an accent lamp to an otherwise dull room
Our attorney is here now
Glitter thighs
Jack Nicolson starts in the shining
Energize your workout
Show up late leave early syndrome
Without a red flag
Clean-up the bathroom
Tap
It Won't Ever Get Old, But It Will Run Out
I'm clapping, but I don't mean it
I think she put it in her purse
It felt hot coming out
Dead Hummingbirds
Regretful nightmares
on purpose after the accident
Beach sex only works in movies
Drain
She says they are original but I'm not so sure
CUSTOMER SERVICE DEPARTMENT IS NOW CLOSED
Monument to a better future
I think this used to be a sculpture
Rebounding and other bad habits
King-un-done
Social climber
Mile high club
This conference sucks
Round and round we go
Who needs a permit
WE’LL GO THERE AFTER THE MALL
Bed Heads
Retired Batman
Jump squats in thongs
What you do with the seashell is your business
Knock out
Chests with breasts
Kelly Kapowski should have been in Showgirls
KINDA LIKE THAT OLD-TIMEY RECORD PLAYER THING
Stepping on toes
Beheaded, just like her father...
It's going to fall if you add anything to it
Sit-ups are for losers
These guns do trim
Propellor feet
Diamond back
Get out of my way, I'm going to sneeze
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
Cape cod teenager
What are you going to do, arrest me for smoking?
Against the passive wall
Carousal
No matter how many times you put that on, it's not going to work
First pump
He looks like my friend, Brian
Knots of experience
Now take another one of me flexing
Church of houndstooth
Poor mans logo
I'm not going to let him know my name
Check out these abs
To many legs
Not that couch
I'd do anything for Laura Ashley
Your closet is huge
Her father is the old one
I heard that Jesus 3.0 is going to be the gay version
The new mall has an ice skating rink
Style Monster
I'd do anything to get her necklace
blowpaper
That fat bitch broke my shoe
Deep skin pearl necklace
Thats not something you are allowed to touch
That kind of looks like balls
Not until we get to the other side
Middle management
Before she got beat
Finger bumps
Still life with metro-sexual
I'll wait until they are done
I don't want to know her name
Dead of night, black as rain
Once a shoplifter, always a shoplifter
My face got eaten by her beauty
Hold the mayo
Fat girls have all the fun
You need rodeo shoes for that
Put some deodorant on that
You can ask the dry cleaner, but i doubt it
Fat man at a two top
Octo-man
Teardrops and sand
We should go to St. Barts again
Are you sure this isn't too big
Rip tide at antiques road show
BITCH KNOWS WHAT SHE WANTS
In one end, out the other
I roll like that
Chomping summer beach time
Ya, but he can only do it two times
Excellence is obedience
It's a cool game but I'd be more into it if we could wear our own outfits
I can't tell if I like it or hate it
Lets table that for now
Too drunk to dance
I'd like to buy a bird bath
Diamond dropper
Wonky-donk
Everyone likes twin shit
At Least It Doesn't Bite
It's going to last at least 12 hours
New golf outfits
Give me that necklace or I'll kill you, bitch!
It's not stealing if she's dead #1
My final answer
I still like that single ladies video
Style monster
Wreck my neck
In case of emergency use liposuction
April is riding season
Vegas, baby
 ONCE A DIVA, ALWAYS A DIVA
BY TOMORROW THERE WILL BE TWO
THE WHITE ONE REALLY SAYS SOMETHING ABOUT WHO WE ARE
Even condos can crumble