Ryan Swanson 2009
Bridges will part for the right thighs
Are you sure this isn't too big
This conference sucks
Propellor feet
Energize your workout
Texting while crying
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
I think it's a door jam
This won't hurt at all
Excellence is obedience
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
Houndstooth homer
A pillar of ingenuity
The swelling will go down eventually
Have one for the marlboro man
Hold the mayo
Regretful nightmares
He looks like my friend, Brian
Even condos can crumble
Put those between your legs and pull
Your closet is huge
I have no use for the letter
Everyone likes twin shit
Even the Loch Ness Monster got dumped by his girlfriend