Ryan Swanson 2009
Houndstooth homer
Your closet is huge
This conference sucks
I think it's a door jam
Even condos can crumble
Everyone likes twin shit
This won't hurt at all
Even the Loch Ness Monster got dumped by his girlfriend
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
Are you sure this isn't too big
A pillar of ingenuity
Have one for the marlboro man
Bridges will part for the right thighs
I have no use for the letter
Energize your workout
Excellence is obedience
Put those between your legs and pull
Regretful nightmares
The swelling will go down eventually
Propellor feet
Hold the mayo
Texting while crying
He looks like my friend, Brian