Ryan Swanson 2009
I think it's a door jam
Are you sure this isn't too big
He looks like my friend, Brian
Texting while crying
Regretful nightmares
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
The swelling will go down eventually
This conference sucks
Houndstooth homer
Everyone likes twin shit
I have no use for the letter
Put those between your legs and pull
Have one for the marlboro man
Excellence is obedience
Propellor feet
This won't hurt at all
Hold the mayo
Your closet is huge
Bridges will part for the right thighs
A pillar of ingenuity
Even the Loch Ness Monster got dumped by his girlfriend
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
Even condos can crumble
Energize your workout