Ryan Swanson 2009
Have one for the marlboro man
Your closet is huge
Put those between your legs and pull
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
Regretful nightmares
This won't hurt at all
Everyone likes twin shit
Propellor feet
The swelling will go down eventually
This conference sucks
Are you sure this isn't too big
A pillar of ingenuity
Even the Loch Ness Monster got dumped by his girlfriend
Even condos can crumble
Bridges will part for the right thighs
Houndstooth homer
Energize your workout
I think it's a door jam
He looks like my friend, Brian
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
Texting while crying
Excellence is obedience
I have no use for the letter
Hold the mayo