Ryan Swanson 2009
A pillar of ingenuity
I have no use for the letter
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
This conference sucks
Everyone likes twin shit
Houndstooth homer
Propellor feet
Have one for the marlboro man
Put those between your legs and pull
Excellence is obedience
He looks like my friend, Brian
Even condos can crumble
Even the Loch Ness Monster got dumped by his girlfriend
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
This won't hurt at all
Regretful nightmares
I think it's a door jam
Your closet is huge
Are you sure this isn't too big
Texting while crying
The swelling will go down eventually
Bridges will part for the right thighs
Energize your workout
Hold the mayo