Ryan Swanson 2009
Texting while crying
This won't hurt at all
This conference sucks
Excellence is obedience
He looks like my friend, Brian
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
Energize your workout
I have no use for the letter
Even condos can crumble
Propellor feet
Houndstooth homer
I think it's a door jam
The swelling will go down eventually
Your closet is huge
A pillar of ingenuity
Hold the mayo
Put those between your legs and pull
Even the Loch Ness Monster got dumped by his girlfriend
Bridges will part for the right thighs
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
Have one for the marlboro man
Everyone likes twin shit
Are you sure this isn't too big
Regretful nightmares