Ryan Swanson 2009
Excellence is obedience
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
Hold the mayo
Bridges will part for the right thighs
Houndstooth homer
Propellor feet
Texting while crying
I have no use for the letter
Even the Loch Ness Monster got dumped by his girlfriend
Regretful nightmares
Put those between your legs and pull
He looks like my friend, Brian
Have one for the marlboro man
This conference sucks
Everyone likes twin shit
This won't hurt at all
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
Even condos can crumble
The swelling will go down eventually
A pillar of ingenuity
Your closet is huge
Are you sure this isn't too big
Energize your workout
I think it's a door jam