Ryan Swanson 2009
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
Hold the mayo
A pillar of ingenuity
Bridges will part for the right thighs
Regretful nightmares
I have no use for the letter
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
Put those between your legs and pull
Have one for the marlboro man
Energize your workout
Your closet is huge
Are you sure this isn't too big
This won't hurt at all
Excellence is obedience
This conference sucks
Even the Loch Ness Monster got dumped by his girlfriend
He looks like my friend, Brian
I think it's a door jam
The swelling will go down eventually
Even condos can crumble
Houndstooth homer
Texting while crying
Propellor feet
Everyone likes twin shit