Ryan Swanson 2009
Houndstooth homer
This won't hurt at all
I have no use for the letter
Are you sure this isn't too big
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
Put those between your legs and pull
Excellence is obedience
Bridges will part for the right thighs
Your closet is huge
Texting while crying
I think it's a door jam
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
Regretful nightmares
Even condos can crumble
Propellor feet
Have one for the marlboro man
This conference sucks
Energize your workout
Everyone likes twin shit
He looks like my friend, Brian
A pillar of ingenuity
The swelling will go down eventually
Even the Loch Ness Monster got dumped by his girlfriend
Hold the mayo