Ryan Swanson 2009
Even the Loch Ness Monster got dumped by his girlfriend
Are you sure this isn't too big
This won't hurt at all
Put those between your legs and pull
Your closet is huge
I think it's a door jam
I have no use for the letter
Excellence is obedience
Have one for the marlboro man
A pillar of ingenuity
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
Bridges will part for the right thighs
Energize your workout
Hold the mayo
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
Even condos can crumble
Regretful nightmares
Everyone likes twin shit
He looks like my friend, Brian
This conference sucks
Propellor feet
Houndstooth homer
Texting while crying
The swelling will go down eventually