Ryan Swanson 2009
Bridges will part for the right thighs
This won't hurt at all
This conference sucks
A pillar of ingenuity
I have no use for the letter
Your closet is huge
I think it's a door jam
Even the Loch Ness Monster got dumped by his girlfriend
Are you sure this isn't too big
Put those between your legs and pull
Energize your workout
Hold the mayo
Excellence is obedience
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
The swelling will go down eventually
Regretful nightmares
Houndstooth homer
Even condos can crumble
Everyone likes twin shit
Texting while crying
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
Have one for the marlboro man
He looks like my friend, Brian
Propellor feet