Ryan Swanson Gray
Once a shoplifter, always a shoplifter
That fat bitch broke my shoe
Work shoes
The new mall has an ice skating rink
Middle management
I still like that single ladies video
Ok, I'm done now
Stegosaurus hooker
Rip tide at antiques road show
I'd do anything to get her necklace
No matter how many times you put that on, it's not going to work
It's old but someone will take it
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Beach sex only works in movies
Without a red flag
Puddle Hopper
I don't want to know her name
BY TOMORROW THERE WILL BE TWO
Glitter thighs
THE WHITE ONE REALLY SAYS SOMETHING ABOUT WHO WE ARE
I'm not going to let him know my name
Knots of experience
Too drunk to dance
Regretful nightmares
A pillar of ingenuity
trapeze terrorist
I'd like to buy a bird bath
Stegosaurus hooker at work
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Clean-up the bathroom
It's drunk o'clock fattie
Style Monster
Wreck my neck
Bad habits die hard
She left me in the woods when I couldn't think of anything to say
Monument to a better future
WE’LL GO THERE AFTER THE MALL
In case of emergency use liposuction
Too bad you can't pay your bills in idealism
Octo-man
A GOOD HAIRCUT CAN BE HARD TO COME BY IN THIS ECONOMY
Kiss me not
Now take another one of me flexing
CUSTOMER SERVICE DEPARTMENT IS NOW CLOSED
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Not implants, just a little boost
Tender St
It's going to last at least 12 hours
Just mash it down
on purpose after the accident
It's wrong but so thrilling
Workspace
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Wonky-donk
I'll wait until they are done
He looks like my friend, Brian
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Get those dogs out of here or I'm going to scream
The man without qualities
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