Ryan Swanson Gray
Knots of experience
Too drunk to dance
Bad habits die hard
Once a shoplifter, always a shoplifter
Wreck my neck
Kiss me not
The new mall has an ice skating rink
Work shoes
Stegosaurus hooker at work
Beach sex only works in movies
I'd do anything to get her necklace
Stegosaurus hooker
THE WHITE ONE REALLY SAYS SOMETHING ABOUT WHO WE ARE
I still like that single ladies video
Puddle Hopper
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on purpose after the accident
Too bad you can't pay your bills in idealism
CUSTOMER SERVICE DEPARTMENT IS NOW CLOSED
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Just mash it down
Style Monster
Ok, I'm done now
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In case of emergency use liposuction
Get those dogs out of here or I'm going to scream
Clean-up the bathroom
WE’LL GO THERE AFTER THE MALL
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I'll wait until they are done
I'd like to buy a bird bath
Not implants, just a little boost
The man without qualities
I don't want to know her name
A GOOD HAIRCUT CAN BE HARD TO COME BY IN THIS ECONOMY
Glitter thighs
Workspace
Rip tide at antiques road show
I'm not going to let him know my name
Middle management
She left me in the woods when I couldn't think of anything to say
Tender St
Monument to a better future
It's old but someone will take it
Without a red flag
A pillar of ingenuity
Now take another one of me flexing
It's wrong but so thrilling
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It's going to last at least 12 hours
BY TOMORROW THERE WILL BE TWO
Octo-man
Wonky-donk
Regretful nightmares
trapeze terrorist
That fat bitch broke my shoe
No matter how many times you put that on, it's not going to work
It's drunk o'clock fattie
He looks like my friend, Brian