Ryan Swanson Collage
I have no use for the letter
WE’LL GO THERE AFTER THE MALL
I can't tell if I like it or hate it
Kiss me not
Ya, but he can only do it two times
Get your boobs out of my way
Bridges will part for the right thighs
Beach sex only works in movies
It's going to fall if you add anything to it
Workspace
I think she put it in her purse
Reach around
Tickle my peacock
I still like that single ladies video
Tap
Puddle Hopper
Have one for the marlboro man
Not until we get to the other side
KINDA LIKE THAT OLD-TIMEY RECORD PLAYER THING
Dining room mating habits
Who needs sisters
Style monster
These guns do trim
Retired Batman
I'd do anything for Laura Ashley
Not that couch
First pump
I'd like to buy a bird bath
 ONCE A DIVA, ALWAYS A DIVA
Her father is the old one
I think it's a door jam
Congratulations, your arranged marriage has been placed on hold
Stepping on toes
Teardrops and sand
Falling Backwards
Chomping summer beach time
It's drunk o'clock fattie
Even condos can crumble
Excellence is obedience
That kind of looks like balls
Thats going to ruin your posture
Jack Nicolson starts in the shining
Chests with breasts
blowpaper
Dead Hummingbirds
Not implants, just a little boost
I still like that single ladies video
Vegas, baby
No matter how many times you put that on, it's not going to work
Fat man at a two top
Style Monster
Energize your workout
I'd do anything to get her necklace
Wonky-donk
Against the passive wall
It wasn't balloon boy's best idea
She says they are original but I'm not so sure
This conference sucks
You can ask the dry cleaner, but i doubt it
BY TOMORROW THERE WILL BE TWO
Beheaded, just like her father...
Get out of my way, I'm going to sneeze
Wreck my neck
Knock out
Who needs a permit
What you do with the seashell is your business
Does this make me look fat?
Our attorney is here now
You can barrow my jeans but you have to wash them after
That fat bitch broke my shoe
In one end, out the other
Propellor feet
The third angel wasn't really an angel at all
I just threw-up a little in my mouth
Too drunk to dance
Octo-man
Still life with metro-sexual
Diamond back
At Least It Doesn't Bite
Mile high club
Squish, dash and dart
I roll like that
Fat girls have all the fun
on purpose after the accident
I'll wait until they are done
To many legs
Enough, you mean not enough
I'm clapping, but I don't mean it
Put those between your legs and pull
Round and round we go
Are you sure this isn't too big
I'm saving up for a car
Add an accent lamp to an otherwise dull room
It's a cool game but I'd be more into it if we could wear our own outfits
Rip tide at antiques road show
Lets table that for now
Without a red flag
Check out these abs
My final answer
1940s hairstyles make me feel safe
Poor mans logo
Put some deodorant on that
In case of emergency use liposuction
This won't hurt at all
Bad habits die hard
Finger bumps
Even the Loch Ness Monster got dumped by his girlfriend
Can't stop thinking about you
Church of houndstooth
Rebounding and other bad habits
Sit-ups are for losers
Monument to a better future
I don't want to know her name
It's old but someone will take it
Cape cod teenager
Knots of experience
Bed Heads
A monument to unused ideas
Houndstooth homer
Split from the survivors
BITCH KNOWS WHAT SHE WANTS
He was kind of hot in the shinning
April is riding season
Yes, I'm sure she's still looking
Glitter thighs
Texting while crying
It's not stealing if she's dead #2
The new mall has an ice skating rink
I don't play scrabble with him, he cheats
It felt hot coming out
Deep skin pearl necklace
It's not stealing if she's dead #1
New golf outfits
I'm going to quit soon
It's going to last at least 12 hours
I thought you were staying for pancakes
What are you going to do, arrest me for smoking?
Everyone likes twin shit
Thats not something you are allowed to touch
Ben Affleck As Voldemort
The natives have cell phones
It Won't Ever Get Old, But It Will Run Out
THE WHITE ONE REALLY SAYS SOMETHING ABOUT WHO WE ARE
Carousal
You need rodeo shoes for that
A GOOD HAIRCUT CAN BE HARD TO COME BY IN THIS ECONOMY
We should go to St. Barts again
My face got eaten by her beauty
Hold the mayo
Before she got beat
And now we move
You're not going anywhere in that outfit
I think this used to be a sculpture
Give me that necklace or I'll kill you, bitch!
Clean-up the bathroom
Dead of night, black as rain
Too bad you can't pay your bills in idealism
Diamond dropper
King-un-done
I heard that Jesus 3.0 is going to be the gay version
Social climber
I'm not going to let him know my name
Show up late leave early syndrome
Medusa
Middle management
Your closet is huge
Once a shoplifter, always a shoplifter
Tight places
The swelling will go down eventually
He looks like my friend, Brian
Drain
He also golfs a great game
Elephant man regretted his color palette
Kelly Kapowski should have been in Showgirls
A pillar of ingenuity
Regretful nightmares
This is what happens when you don't have zoning laws
Thats not going to fit in there
CUSTOMER SERVICE DEPARTMENT IS NOW CLOSED
Central Administration
Doping is not cheating, it's just another way to win
LAY STILL, PLAY DEAD
Now take another one of me flexing
Jump squats in thongs